joseph fink, jeffrey cranor > Quotes

“You may not live through it. And if you do, the you that lived through it will not be the same you that lived before it. In that sense, you will definitely not exist after, and I'm sorry.”
― Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor

“remember that misuse of language can lead to miscommunication, and that miscommunication leads to everything that has ever happened in the whole of the world”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“[Mayor Dana] I don't know a lot of things. I do know there will always be problems for Night Vale. There are so many. Usually they pass. Often they kill many people, but what are people but deaths that haven't happened yet?

[Jackie] Births that already happened?”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Science was meant to be hard. After all, what was science but a bunch of bored human beings trying to challenge themselves when faith became too easy?”
― Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor

“He was not so arrogant as to refer to his own death as The End, just one of billions of ends before The End. Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Fine!" she shouted at it.
"Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie.
In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said.
People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Josh loved his mother, but he did not know why. Diane loved her son, and she did not care why.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“[Nilanjana] I don't think of home as a place. It's more the ritual of my life. The work I do every day, and the things I like to eat, and where I like to eat them. That kind of thing. And that ritual exists here, so this is, I guess home but...

[Darryl] Yeah. Sometimes where you live is just a place, no matter how long you live there.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Data gathering: She was alone in the desert with a possible murderous cult member.
Hypothesis: shit.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Jackie.'
'Mm.'
'Thank you for keeping me company in my nightmare.'
Jackie grinned at her,
'Nah, it's our nightmare now.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“There’s nothing under your bed. Nothing in your closet. Nothing waiting in the hall. You are surrounded by nothing. You cannot escape it.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“I mean, people usually make such a fuss and a bunch of noise when in mortal danger, and some of us are trying to read right now, thank you.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“If you love something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, it probably died of sadness because it thought you loved it.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Monday would like for you to leave it alone. It is not its fault that you are emotionally unprepared for your own professional lives.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true. But, because of distance, not for millions of years.”
― Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor

“May we all be human: beautiful, stupid, temporal, endless.
And as the sun sets, I place my hand upon my heart, feel that it is still beating, and remind myself: "Past performance is not a predictor of future results.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“We all have many things we would have been good at, but we can only be what we end up being.”
― Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor

“You should check under your bed before you go to sleep. That way the thing hiding in your closet will think you haven’t realized where it is yet.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor

“Don’t be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of all of the terrible things that are hiding there, and the terrible things they will do.”
― joseph fink, jeffrey cranor