Max Monroe > Quotes

“My heart in your hands and you in my arms, that’s all I’ll ever need.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“I couldn’t help myself. This woman whom I’d seen handle an entire boardroom full of cocky sons of bitches without batting an eye was crazy adorable. She was tough as nails and hotter than sin. And Christ, she was hilarious. I wanted more of her. A lot fucking more.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“I know you’re not ready to hear what I’m feeling, but just know, for me, tonight was more. It was everything.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“This vodka is delicious. Not very strong, though.” “That’s because it’s water.” “Hmmmph.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Oh no, I think Boobear is hurt.” It took some serious thinking, but I finally decoded the mystery. “Do you mean Boudmare?” “Yeah, that’s him. His nickname is Boobear.” “The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s so cute!” “Oh, dear God,” Thatch groaned. “Oh,”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Don’t worry, honey,” he said, his lips mere inches from mine. “We’re on the same page.” “But how do you know?” I asked. “What if we’re not even reading the same fucking book?” “Because I know.” His mouth quirked up at the corners as a confident smile took over his lips. “We’re on the same word, in the same paragraph, on the same page, in the same fantastic fucking book.” “But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let it end badly.”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“With the way I craved her company, I planned to enroll her in the accelerated education program and keep her there until she had me mastered.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Most people never know more than a surface layer of each other’s personalities. They take the bolder characteristics of a first impression at face value because they’re lazy, and they carry those expectations and prejudices throughout the entire relationship.”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“Kline Brooks left his new intern, Leslie, under my watchful eye while he flew out to L.A. for the day to schmooze investors and impress potential advertising clients for TapNext. I was certain she had been sent straight from Hell. The devil might as well have wrapped a big red bow around her neck and attached a note. Dear Georgie, Have fun with this one. Love, Satan I’d”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“The world is small, baby. But love is large. Big enough that coincidence occasionally rubs elbows with opportunity.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“It only takes one minute of bravery. One minute of insane, embarrassingly crazy courage to change your life. Sometimes, it only takes that one minute for something great to happen.”
― Max Monroe, Wildcat

“What am I gonna do with me?” she whispered. “So lost in you.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“She shrugged. There were no fucks for her to give. Absolutely zero. I wouldn’t have been surprised if she’d turned her pockets inside out just to prove it to me.”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“Some days, adulting was too much responsibility. Get up for work. Brush your hair. Pay bills. It was an endless list of too many things and not enough time. The struggle was real, my friends. But”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Most times, even if giving your heart away ends in heartbreak, the risk was still worth it. Sometimes, that risk gives you little miracles. and sometimes, that risk gives you life lessons that allow you to grow and learn more about yourself.”
― Max Monroe, Scoring the Billionaire

“I wasn't looking for someone who was perfect, just someone who perfectly affected me.”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“couldn’t help but think, if I only made bad decisions for the rest of my life, at least I had made one really good decision with her.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“You’re like two fucking catfish, sitting at the bottom of the lake, doing fish shit and stuff.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Motherhood changed you from the second you looked into the big, innocent eyes of your child. Within an instant, you had an unlimited supply of love for that precious, tiny being. They would forever be yours, and you would forever be the one person who would always love them, protect them, cherish them, worry about them, and fight for them.
Everything else felt minor in comparison.”
― Max Monroe, Scoring the Billionaire

“And how do you know he has a big dick? You’ve seen him once. And it was a five-second ‘Oh, that’s my boss, Kline’ conversation while we were walking across the parking lot. You haven’t even met him in person.”

“Five seconds is all I need.” She tapped the side of her head. “You know my cockdar is off the chain. I can sense a giant swinging penis pendulum from at least ten miles away. It’s a God-given talent, Georgie.”

I choked on my wine. “Let’s not bring God into this.”

She raised an eyebrow. “God knows the G-spot needs a more than adequate-sized wiener to get the job done.”

“I’m pretty sure that comment just got you wait-listed for heaven.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“His blue eyes twinkled like actual glitter. Like he went to Michael’s, got a jar of it, and then poured it in his irises. “Ohhh,”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“If I was a bird, Kline Brooks could go fuck himself.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“First rule of life: the woman always goes first. Through doors, into orgasm, and in this case, crumbling to the pressure in a battle of wills. “Fuck”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“My heart in your hands and you in my arms, that's all I'll ever need.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display. I could already picture it, right beside Tyrannosaurus Rex’s teeth. The Last Virginal Vagina in New York. Georgia Cummings 1990-2080 Died happily in her Chelsea apartment, surrounded by all sixteen of her tabby cats.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“Oh, my God!” I covered my mouth with my hand as a shocked gasp escaped my lungs. “What if he becomes desperate, Kline? What if he has no other choice but to start prostituting himself for food? You know he’s not good at making new friends! There’s no way he’s been accepted by the good crowd. He’s probably already addicted to heroin!” “Georgie,”
― Max Monroe, Tapping Her

“But, Georgie, you work for a company that specializes in an app called TapNext, not the White House.” After a brief beat of silence, we laughed at the same time, and I raised one eyebrow in question. “You’re comparing TapNext to the White House?” “You’re right,” she agreed. “Bad analogy. There’s probably more dick pics there.”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

“She was crazy. Wild.
Chaos & beauty.
My heart.
Mine.”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let it end badly.”   I”
― Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

“Therefore, my snooze button was ridden hard and put away extremely wet. Every”
― Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire