Johnny Moscato > Quotes

“I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered”
― Johnny Moscato

“It's funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves”
― Johnny Moscato

“Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.”
― Johnny Moscato

“If you don't think big, you're not done thinking.”
― Johnny Moscato

“I've never spotted a sore thumb”
― Johnny Moscato, The Project

“If you don't think big, you're not done thinking- John Greenleaf”
― Johnny Moscato

“Thinking together is more important than thinking alike”
― Johnny Moscato

“We are one evolutionary advancement away from world peace. All we need is the loss of jealousy, which is also the source of greed”
― Johnny Moscato, The Project

“If intelligent design was true the human body would make its own food and alcohol would kill fat cells instead of brain cells.”
― Johnny Moscato

“I'll bet when aliens see the ring of garbage orbiting our planet they just keep going in the search for intelligent life”
― Johnny Moscato, The Project

“There's only one bank in Monopoly and it doesn't have any pieces on the board.”
― Johnny Moscato

“While everyone was worrying about the world turning into 1984 it turns out the world is actually Animal Farm.”
― Johnny Moscato

“It's very difficult to kill somebody in a movie, unless it was an accident.”
― Johnny Moscato

“Laughter shouldn’t be considered the best medicine. It should be a daily supplement taken in large doses whenever possible.”
― Johnny Moscato

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― Johnny Moscato, The Project

“People are like nuts. There are lots of different kinds and they're all nuts.”
― Johnny Moscato

“I'm just going wherever the brainstorm takes me.”
― Johnny Moscato

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― Johnny Moscato, Blobs

“Aisle 1- Seedless grapes. Aisle 2- Grapeseed extract. WTF?”
― Johnny Moscato

“One of the best feelings in the world is reading a review by a complete stranger saying that your book is one of the best they've ever read.”
― Johnny Moscato, The Project

“Fun Fact: Grapefruit contains zero grapes.”
― Johnny Moscato

“The most effective weapon is not the one that kills the most people but the one that controls the most people.”
― Johnny Moscato, Blobs

“You have to love people that slow down for potholes but not pedestrians.”
― Johnny Moscato

“All my friends tell me not to give in to peer pressure”
― Johnny Moscato

“It's amazing what we can accomplish when we don't have a choice.”
― Johnny Moscato, Blobs

“Perhaps more important than should he leave the blob behind was the question could he leave the blob behind? He grabbed his car keys and phone and headed out the door to see if the blob would follow, hoping it wouldn’t put another hole in his house. It followed immediately, exiting through the hole in the window. Wilson barked his disapproval from inside the house as if objecting to the blob having a doggy door.”
― Johnny Moscato, Blobs

“The problem with the truth is that nobody believes it.”
― Johnny Moscato

“So, the rules are simple. Don’t attack anyone. Is that so difficult?” Marty asked. “Is that too much to ask of society?”
― Johnny Moscato, Blobs

“I love books because there are no commercials”
― Johnny Moscato

“This world would be a better place if people did the right thing rather than just not breaking the law.”
― Johnny Moscato, The Project