Lacy Andersen > Quotes

“Embarrassment flooded my face and I wrapped my arms tightly around my torso.”
― Lacy Andersen, Dare You to Kiss the Quarterback

“But not today. Today, my role focused on playing the part of the best friend. “First of all,” I said, putting my arm across her back. “I would be highly skeptical that anyone carries pitchforks with them anymore. So, I think we can cross that one off the list. But seriously, T, your sculpture is amaze-balls. They’re going to love it. Stop freaking yourself out.” Trina wiped a hand across her face and glanced over at me. “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m sure. Pitchforks went out of style in the 1800s.” Her lips quivered in a reluctant smile. “Okay, I’ll stop. Thank you for that.”
― Lacy Andersen, Dare You to Date the Point Guard

“ab0ut”
― Lacy Andersen, Dare You to Catfish the Hockey Player

“And you are incapable of squishing a spider you found inside your house because you worry they have feelings.”
― Lacy Andersen, Dare You to Date the Point Guard

“PRINCE VIKTOR ROMANOV had never sunk his fangs into something so trivial as romantic affairs.”
― Lacy Andersen, Drop Dead Single

“Stop by again anytime for another best friend kick-in-the-pants reality check.”
― Lacy Andersen, Dare You to Date the Point Guard

“My dress slacks hugged my hips a little too tight,”
― Lacy Andersen, My Fake Boyfriend