David V. Stewart > Quotes

“What happened to you is more common than you probably think. Well, not exactly what happened to you. There are so many species out there that man can mate with. Tens of thousands of species, with more being discovered all the time. Since man can mate with them, it’s only natural that he will try, even though it’s almost always a bad idea. You know how men are. We want everything now, now, now, and we aren’t even willing to take the time to learn about what we might be getting ourselves into. No, don’t be embarrassed. Treat it as a learning experience: don’t fuck the native chicks.”
― David V. Stewart, Corona-Chan: Spreading the Love: Infectious Tales of Fantasy and Suspense Designed to Spread the Pulpdemic

“The Mesoamericans had a rain god named Tlaloc. Supposedly, they would sacrifice children to him by tearing out their hearts and engaging in cannibalism. It was popular in the 20th century to view these records as exaggerations of the Spanish and their aboriginal allies, a kind of historical propaganda, which is very common among conquerors. But then we started finding the bones. Little bones. Just like at Carthage.”
― David V. Stewart, Demon Ex Machina

“Everyone wants there to be a body out on a table, but no, it was clean. Not that it would be that big a deal – when you are around a funeral home a lot you get used to the idea that a dead body is just a thing.”
― David V. Stewart, Eyes in the Walls