“What happened to you is more common than you probably think. Well, not exactly what happened to you. There are so many species out there that man can mate with. Tens of thousands of species, with more being discovered all the time. Since man can mate with them, it’s only natural that he will try, even though it’s almost always a bad idea. You know how men are. We want everything now, now, now, and we aren’t even willing to take the time to learn about what we might be getting ourselves into. No, don’t be embarrassed. Treat it as a learning experience: don’t fuck the native chicks.”