Jason June > Quotes

“Albert baring his soul only made me fall for him further. I hadn’t known when I’d created the Gay Agenda that vulnerability and honesty were totally the qualities that would lead to number five, falling in love.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“«I'll never forget you, Crest.»
«You couldn't even if you wanted to.» That sarcastic tilt to their mouth is back. And they're right. I could never forget them, and I'll never want to.
«I love you,» I whisper.
«I wish I could hear you say that forever. Keep it in a shell to press to my ear and listen to for the rest of my life.»
«Can you do that? With your mer magic?»
Crest shakes their head, then taps their temple. «But I'll keep it here.»
I tap my chest, right over my heart. «And I'll keep you here.»”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“My whole body wanted him, my entire soul too, and it hit me that an item on the Gay Agenda always should have been to find Albert. To find the guy who could set my spirit and sexuality on fire all at the same time.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“Sometimes the best solution for a tough situation was just to name it, to say how much things sucked or were weird or difficult, and to figure out how to move forward together. Even if that meant the suckiness and weirdness and difficulty wouldn’t change.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“Under the sea, we're all mer. We're all they/them. And we don't have this strange obsession with sex organs, since we don't have any.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“I realize that the Blue might not be able to give me everything I need. Because I need this. Because I need Sean.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“They’re sort of like manatees, but humans literally squeeze their teats to make milk shoot out! Land is weird.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“You’re not like those sirens that eat people, right? We both know I’d be lying if I said I’m not meaty. I am and I know I’d taste good and—Fuck! If you are going to eat me, I am not doing a good job of trying to convince you otherwise.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“I mean, they live in the fucking ocean.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“A grin splits Sean’s round face from ear to ear. It’s actually kind of cute. Gross.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Maybe humans aren't as magicless as I thought. There's definitely some kind of power in movies.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Why did the city's most notable attraction have to be so "bonery?”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“When most of the football players had left the closet, it was safe enough to pick my material.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“The blue knows what it's doing, if you just trust where it's taking you.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Sean kneels down next to me and starts stroking my back. The motion of his hand moving back and forth, back and forth is like the tide coming onshore to wash a beach clean. It’s hypnotic, calming, and after a few minutes I finally feel well enough to stand up.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“that was fan-fucking-tastic!”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“I wouldn’t be the Forever Third Wheel to Lu and her ever-present tumor—I mean boyfriend—Chip.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“More often than not, my eyes would drift from my phone and I’d just stare at D with this goofy grin on my face. Dominic would smile back, somehow interacting with the tourists onboard while still making me feel like it was only the two of us up top.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Where I’m from, there’s a thing called consent!”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“they were almost as nice as the way his thighs bulge against his shorts, or his stomach against his shirt. I like it, how big he is.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Have an enjoyable day? Kavya calls this my Upset Accountant, where I sound like a very bland accountant when I’m flustered.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Sure, the Scorseses and the DuVernays of the world make great work, but what’s better than watching something that makes you want to fall in love and laugh all at the same time? Rom-coms are God’s work.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“Echo”
― Jason June, Narwhal Adventure!

“I was the Willy Wonka of slip-ups”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“but you’re already moving on with the hottest redhead to wash ashore since Ariel. Does he give you driftwood?”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“hot. It was the perfect rom-com moment, when the two leads finally realize they’re meant to be together,”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“He takes a deep breath and yells, “I love you, Sean! I can’t stand us being apart. Pick me. Choose me. Love me.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“He? Elder Crab warned us about this. About humans' obsession with gender, and how labels and rules mean so much to them when it comes to the body.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“That had to be a sign from some deity (or Michelle Obama or whoever brings all of humanity together) and as good a lead-in as any to spill the rainbow-colored beans.”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda

“Rom-coms are God’s work.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue