Misspeaking Quotes

“The night is a strawberry.”
― Louise Penny, Bury Your Dead

“But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
― Sarah Palin

“The media insists on taking what someone didn't mean to say as being far closer to the truth than what they did.”
― Alain de Botton

“It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia.”
― Sarah Palin

“And I think more of a concern has been not within the campaign, the mistakes that were made, not being able to react to the circumstances that those mistakes created in a real positive and professional and helpful way for John McCain.”
― Sarah Palin

“Kaneria has competed in more than 50 Test series [sic] for Pakistan during his career.”
― British Broadcasting Corporation

“He has played some outstanding innings in the past, and I've got no [sic] confidence whatsoever that he'll come back and play very well in the near future.”
― Andrew Strauss

“I swear that white folks need to just shut the hell up sometimes. Y'all make it hard for everybody.”
― Kiese Laymon, Long Division

“I was the Willy Wonka of slip-ups”
― Jason June, Jay's Gay Agenda