Quan Millz > Quotes

“ALL THESE FUCKIN’ ROACHES AND SHIT! AHHHHH! GOD MOTHAFUCKIN’ DAMN IT!!”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“I pulled a bloody tampon out of my cooch.”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Pastors are men! Pastors need pussy too! Pastors eat pussy too!”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“What? So he is gay, like gay-gay? Like dick in the bootyhole gay?”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“This man wasn't dressed like he was ready to deliver a sermon, but deliver some dick!”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Her edges from the sides of her head went missing like some white bitch that went jogging in a forest at 3 AM.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“better known as ‘MooMoo’ in the streets”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“For assistance, call +1 888”
― Quan Millz, Hoe Yo Coochie Stank

“Don’t come yet, boy! You betta hold onto God’s unchanging hand! You betta hold yo mule while you shout!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Stop actin’ like you my age! Besides, I got a good idea, baby. You can take some of that yam juice and pour it all over my titties and ass!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Hoe is life.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Without hesitation, First Lady Betty raised her right hand and slapped the shit out of me. “Don’t you ever question my Christianity ever again in yo life, you hear me boy?!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Ughhh, I just wanted him to shut the fuck up though and finish what he started.”
― Quan Millz, Lil Mama Sellin' Pwussy: Full Standalone

“Ain't nobody was gonna drug Derryl, I was just gonna give him sleeping pills and then we were gonna take off with his credit card”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“You supposed to be a Christian and you cursin’ and cheating on your husband.”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“everything she will do in life causes a reaction. Good or bad. Every action has a reaction–a consequence that can either bless you or fuck you up.”
― Quan Millz, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband

“Truth be told though, the pizza was also a way to get them muhfuckin’ kids temporarily off her flabby, tatted back.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“but you? you go to state prison for 8 years." the fuck? what, just for selling my own pussy?”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Rumor had it her husband Darius left her…for another man.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“aromatic mélange of fishy pussy, cheap alcohol, cigarettes, roach spray, fried chicken, piss, booty cheese, must, hair grease, old hair weave, unwashed clothes, rotting food and pickle juice overwhelmed Mrs. Watkins’ nasal cavity.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Mrs. Watkins then looked up at the ceiling and saw a group of big, thuggish roaches running a train on some THOT roach in the corner. Her thick roach pussy juice splashed all over the place.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“We got him in the psych ward now and sedated because he threatened to kill himself…” Dr. Sterling tightened her plump, red lips and put her hand on Austin’s shoulder in a non-flirtatious manner (she was a lesbian),”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Lady”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Fine then. But, I’m chargin’ extra for this. I’m uppin’ it up to $1000 now.”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“My face suddenly twisted with shock. “My lane? Girl, I don’t need you to help me find someone in my lane! Truth be told, I only came out to hang out with you and support you. I was trying to help you find a man! I don’t need no damn man! All I want is dick and that’s it! And not no old, limp, need-five-Viagra, shrimp dick either! That man probably can’t even see his dick! His stomach is so big, nigga look like he’s pregnant with triplets!”
― Quan Millz, Old THOT Next Door

“Daddy Roach Sr. went on to be with the Lord. The front of his obituary read: Homegoing Celebration For The Late Daddy Roach Sr. Sunrise May 2018- Sunset June 2018 Rev. Dr. Lucious Roachson”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“An aromatic mélange of fishy pussy”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Mrs. Watkins then looked up at the ceiling and saw a group of big”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“I suggest you start lookin’ for other places”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“But baby, I wasn’t gonna let this hot ass weather deter me from getting what I needed at this moment. I was content with staying in my place and riding these dicks for hours, you hear me!”
― Quan Millz, Old THOT Next Door