Quan Millz > Quotes

“ALL THESE FUCKIN’ ROACHES AND SHIT! AHHHHH! GOD MOTHAFUCKIN’ DAMN IT!!”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“I pulled a bloody tampon out of my cooch.”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Pastors are men! Pastors need pussy too! Pastors eat pussy too!”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“What? So he is gay, like gay-gay? Like dick in the bootyhole gay?”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“This man wasn't dressed like he was ready to deliver a sermon, but deliver some dick!”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Don’t come yet, boy! You betta hold onto God’s unchanging hand! You betta hold yo mule while you shout!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“better known as ‘MooMoo’ in the streets”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Her edges from the sides of her head went missing like some white bitch that went jogging in a forest at 3 AM.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“For assistance, call +1 888”
― Quan Millz, Hoe Yo Coochie Stank

“Stop actin’ like you my age! Besides, I got a good idea, baby. You can take some of that yam juice and pour it all over my titties and ass!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Without hesitation, First Lady Betty raised her right hand and slapped the shit out of me. “Don’t you ever question my Christianity ever again in yo life, you hear me boy?!”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Ain't nobody was gonna drug Derryl, I was just gonna give him sleeping pills and then we were gonna take off with his credit card”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“You supposed to be a Christian and you cursin’ and cheating on your husband.”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“Hoe is life.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“everything she will do in life causes a reaction. Good or bad. Every action has a reaction–a consequence that can either bless you or fuck you up.”
― Quan Millz, Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband

“Ughhh, I just wanted him to shut the fuck up though and finish what he started.”
― Quan Millz, Lil Mama Sellin' Pwussy: Full Standalone

“Truth be told though, the pizza was also a way to get them muhfuckin’ kids temporarily off her flabby, tatted back.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“but you? you go to state prison for 8 years." the fuck? what, just for selling my own pussy?”
― Quan Millz, Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

“Rumor had it her husband Darius left her…for another man.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Mrs. Watkins then looked up at the ceiling and saw a group of big, thuggish roaches running a train on some THOT roach in the corner. Her thick roach pussy juice splashed all over the place.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“aromatic mélange of fishy pussy, cheap alcohol, cigarettes, roach spray, fried chicken, piss, booty cheese, must, hair grease, old hair weave, unwashed clothes, rotting food and pickle juice overwhelmed Mrs. Watkins’ nasal cavity.”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“We got him in the psych ward now and sedated because he threatened to kill himself…” Dr. Sterling tightened her plump, red lips and put her hand on Austin’s shoulder in a non-flirtatious manner (she was a lesbian),”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Lady”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“Fine then. But, I’m chargin’ extra for this. I’m uppin’ it up to $1000 now.”
― Quan Millz, Secrets of a Side Nigga - Episode 1

“I suggest you start lookin’ for other places”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“The most affordable days to fly on ”
― Quan Millz, Mama's Tears

“Oh really? What the hell you done did? Glen told me that lil fat older son of yours was naked whompin’ yo ass!”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib

“…I shall wear a crown When its all over Im going to put on my robe Tell the story how I made it over Soon as I get home I shall see His face When its all over…”
― Quan Millz, This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib