Stuart Grosse > Quotes

“However, if they fail, they blow up, and if they succeed, they may get magical super-cancer?”
― Stuart Grosse, The OP Lich is a Returnee: Book 9 - The Seal of Life

“trying to hit a golf ball with a knife is as useless as trying to do surgery with a hammer.”
― Stuart Grosse, Crafter

“The base pay will be 4.2 million yen per year.”
― Stuart Grosse, Crafter

“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. Fair fights are for honorable duels in the arena or training matches.”
― Stuart Grosse, Wyrmwood

“At 10:00 JST, satellites over the North Atlantic detected what computers identified as a nuclear blast estimated to be the equivalent of almost sixty megatons of TNT, roughly equivalent to the tests of the Tsar Bomba made by the Soviet Union in 1961.”
― Stuart Grosse, The OP Lich is a Returnee: Book 11 - The Seal of Wind

“People always bitch and moan about ‘body shaming’, but you don’t see them volunteering to be the people in Walmart that look like Jabba’s twin sister.”
― Stuart Grosse, Tutorial

“I know that it is tea, Jackson. I want to know why a case of fifty boxes of tea was delivered to our safehouse. The secret safehouse that no one is supposed to know about, and certainly isn’t supposed to have deliveries coming up to it, with the courier saying it was addressed to ‘American Spies’!”
― Stuart Grosse, Foreign Affairs

“Because sometimes, you don’t just need a conflict resolved. Sometimes you need a problem eliminated.”
― Stuart Grosse, Taking the Show on the Road

“Remember, our Mistress is a Queen. She led armies into battle, and convinced all the other lands to give up their deads to her armies, so that she could destroy the Demon King and his forces. One of the first thing any leader does is learn how to calm their troops.”
― Stuart Grosse, The OP Lich is a Returnee: Book 11 - The Seal of Wind

“Very well. What does it say?” Ph'nglui syha'h fhtagn gn'thor ah'n'ghft ya Bthnknahorr ot n'gha ahor mgah'n'ghft ya Gof'n ot gn'th l' ephainog ya Gn'thor na'ah'ehye Vulgtmnah k'yarnak S'uhn mgepah'ehye Mgepnah lw'nafh mgepuaaah Syha'h fhtagn ah nafl ah'ehye ya Bthnknahorr ot gn'thor ahor hafh ya Gof'n ot n'gha ephaiuaaah fahf ah”
― Stuart Grosse, The OP Lich is a Returnee: Book 10 - The Seal of Water