A.M. Sohma > Quotes

“You will be called Axel,” Vic declared. “What? No way! My name is Axellent! It’s a legitimately cool name!” “Do you really think so? Then I pity you.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Luckless

“What the French toast?! Don't you dare give out on me now, branch!”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Uh, Solus, not to be a back-seat kidnapper, but do you know where you’re going?”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“I am made for glory—not fun.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I'm going to have Bryce give me the name of whoever designed the dancer armor, and I'm going to find them, and I'm going to put them in a skirt and a belly shirt, and then I'm going to chase them across the city and make them jump fire hydrants and crawl across a beach covered with shells.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I don’t believe this. I’m level five; I have no weapons, no skills, and I can barely kill a Jell-o jiggler.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Luckless

“Panic and raw emotions drive humanity to do dangerous things. That’s the difference between a peaceful protest and a riot.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“This was her Retha: a world of adventure and impossibilities.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“You are as poor-mannered as the divine oracle’s raccoon.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Good news, everyone!” Alistair whooped somewhere south. “Sea serpents can be ridden!”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“My name is a curse I must bear. But one day I hope to be free of it.” Pax ruffled his wings and said under his breath, “Doubtful.” “Can it, Paco,” Kit hissed.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“No, no, no! I just logged in—I can’t die in under a minute. That is a record I don’t want to break!”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Why does everybody in this party turn into a peanut gallery in the most dangerous moments?”
― A.M. Sohma, The Luckless

“This is permanent?” “No, you just have to search out my associate: Jehoshaphat, the Hermit of Singleness.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Luckless

“That was pretty good and super informative,” Axel said. “But you didn’t mention courage or winning despite the odds. Four stars—would listen to again.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Pax stepped through a portal, his wings flattened and his mouth warped in a sneer. “If you teleport again,” he said through gritted teeth as he stalked up to Kit, “next time we are on the battlefield, I will make certain every enemy on the map knows where you are.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“It has toppled empires and caused destruction. It is responsible for the worst tragedies and numerous maladies. Yet it is longed for, dreamed of, and fought for. What is it?”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Captain Chaos here got us poisoned by cooking camp rations.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“You beat Malignus on your first try because you went in with the attitude that you were going to attempt the impossible. Don’t think about how perfect you have to be; try to think out of the box.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Solus raised an eyebrow. “If you can talk, clearly I haven’t gathered a big enough mob.” Vic pursed her lips as she let Heaven’s Fury rip. “Kit, I don’t know if your husband is a total workaholic or showing signs of humor. I suggest you figure it out.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Slap a pink unicorn or some magic on it, and anything can be considered fantasy.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Our employee insurance policies include a clause for accidental death.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“Aren’t you two supposed to be deeply in love or something?” “Um,” Kit stammered. “Uh. Love is a complex thing.” “We would be more in love if she would actually level,” Solus said.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Kit sucked a breath of air in and focused on emitting a serene feeling. I am a still lake, she told herself. Intimidating Eyebrows cannot stir me.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Luckless

“Trash Panda”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Kit peered from her pet to the portal and was silent for a few moments. “Demon portal!” She sprinted away as fast as she could.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“If you’re wondering why I chose her, you’re obviously an idiot; in which case, there’s nothing I can do to help you.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“Not-a-true-elf? She’s your pledged?” He scratched his beard. “I won’t lie to you, lad: you have strange taste.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Revived

“If we get out of this, I think you can safely tell Bryce that Kitten Lovemuch has successfully broken the balance system of Retha.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest

“I guess this is what desperation does: it unites.”
― A.M. Sohma, The Desperate Quest