A.K. Koonce > Quotes

“That’s a lie. If my life were a fairy tale my prince charming wouldn’t be eye fucking my other prince charming right now.”
― A.K. Koonce, Maiming

“You think I got you another shifter? You think for your birthday I threw in another man for your life? Really?” “No, I—I mean really who needs this many men? It’s not exactly a blessing all the time, I promise. Four is more than enough. It’s a surplus at this point. If I take any more I’ll start being taxed by the King for monopolizing dick from the other villagers.” I”
― A.K. Koonce, Maiming

“Why? Why didn’t you just sell your soul or something less valuable than your cock?” I word-vomit my thoughts out, and he nods his head as if he agrees completely in this terrible moment we’re both suffering through.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“pulling a sword from over his shoulder. I can only assume his perfect ass cheeks were holding it in place for him. Seems a little impractical, but I’m not the judgmental type.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“have got to get out of this castle because I’m trapped in an enormous luxurious prison filled with overly attractive men and I’m just supposed sit here and pretend like I haven’t seen half the room’s dicks!”
― A.K. Koonce, Claiming

“Who hurt Zaviar so damn much that he permanently looks like an angry Muppet with someone’s hand shoved too far up his ass?”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“But nice never made my heart demand someone’s presence.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hopeless Magic

“They have the emotional capacity of a burnt hotdog. The personality to match too.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Darkest Wolves

“I’m what my family calls a vegetarian vampire.” Saint crushes the can in his grasp. I despair at the sight. I may not have my paints, but I could’ve made a tin sculpture with that thing. My fingers are craving art like my stomach craves my dad’s cooking. It’s an ache I can’t ignore. “Sounds like you jumped out of a Twilight novel.”
― A.K. Koonce, Academy of Six

“You’ve really got a thing for watching me, don’t you?” Tylin’s voice echoes around the small space. “I think the real question is why do you like that I watch?” I tilt my head to him. “He definitely likes you watching.” Mase bumps his hip against my leg, and I can’t help but smirk at him. “How many fucking people are in here?” Tylin tilts his head to look past the curtain, finding only Mason and myself in the small—slightly overcrowded—bathroom. Our new home isn’t as fabulous as our last.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Deception

“know Bear will never be my hero. The hardest lesson I’ve ever learned was that if someone was going to take care of me, if someone was going to love me, it was going to be me. I don’t need Bear to be those things.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cruel Fae King

“Sometimes it means too much to one person, and it means absolutely nothing to the other. And, sometimes, it ruins everything.”
― A.K. Koonce, Taming

“Validation is a monster of a beast. Do not let it devour you. For it can consume you, control you, and ruin you. Don’t seek it out. It isn’t necessary. Not for women like us. I made that mistake more than once in my past. No one will ever see you as you are. And therefore, they’ll never be able to weigh your worth. Only you can do that,”
― A.K. Koonce, Maiming

“As much as I’d like to say I’m measuring him up for the possibility of a struggle, I’m also, very blatantly, measuring him up. It’s an impressive size. I can see why he gives it so much attention. But thirty minutes? Now he’s just being egotistical. Cruel, even.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Death

“Do. Not. Look at her with your nasty fucking gaze. If you so much as think about her again, I’ll shove that hand so far up your ass you’ll be your own puppeteer for the rest of your fuckin’ life.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“People often romanticize the nightlife. And they’re right to. Nothing says romance like not noticing the woman perched on your balcony watching you as you stroke yourself slowly. Seriously, will this guy never let himself come? I have three other men I have to get to, and this guy’s having a late-night date with his right hand. Just get on with it and go to bed.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Death

“You’re a priest?” I raise a single eyebrow in question. “You can be anything you want to be these days.” Miranda pauses. “Except a goat fucker. We’ve decided folks lose their head for that one.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cursed Fae King

“Tomorrow will come. I’ll be there to see it. Tomorrow’s mine for the taking, as long as I can survive today.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hopeless Magic

“In my kingdom, we prayed every other hour. Clearly, I lived in hell. I got down on my knees to pray to Goddess Nature more than a proper whore does to give blow jobs.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cruel Fae King

“Gym: Welcome to Hell.”
― A.K. Koonce, Academy of Six

“It takes more than an incredibly perfect body to distract me. Shit, what was he saying?”
― A.K. Koonce, Academy of Six

“Rory’s narrowed gaze shifts from me to the asshole behind me three times before I finally push away from both of them and storm down the curving stairs. But apparently, just because I walked away doesn’t mean Jameson is done performing. “Have a good day, baby. Make the world a beautiful place. Inspire others. Lead with your heart not—” I slam the door before one more inspirational babble can fall from that man’s ridiculous mouth.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Death

“Grinning, I walk into the small kitchenette and open the fridge. The cold air from the fridge helps cool me down as I envision him buried between my thighs, moaning loudly for him like he wants. That’s a vision I could get behind… in front of… on top of… My nipples harden, but I won’t admit whether it’s from the blast of fridge air or the sexy porno running through my mind.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Death

“his blue eyes”
― A.K. Koonce, The Shadow Fae

“While I watch him like he’s my new favorite hobby. I will understand him. I will learn everything about him. And then…yeah, then I might do him. Because that’s what hobbies are for, filling the hole in our life and such.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Darkest Wolves

“Annoyance prickles through me and my eyes narrow on my target. Who has time to masturbate for thirty minutes? Does he have no other priorities? Nothing else going for him in his life? I’d think a wrist cramp would be a real concern for him at this point.”
― A.K. Koonce, An Assassin's Death

“I didn’t leer at your cock when you were naked.” My hands meet my hips hard, and I tilt my head at him accusingly. “The fuck you didn’t. You looked, measured, and scrapbooked my cock the first moment we met.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Darkest Wolves

“No one tells you it’s okay not to be okay. That it’s okay to cry, to yell, to feel. To wish on a million stars and be disappointed when none of them come true. It’s okay to fall apart sometimes, as long as we find ourselves again in the aftermath. And more importantly, that it’s okay to find new happiness.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hell Kissed

“She belongs to me,” Kyvain spits. A cold, dry sound of disgust cuts through the shadowed night. “She belongs to no one,” Aric growls.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hell Kissed

“Failure is only monumental if you build it up before it falls.”
― A.K. Koonce, Academy of Six