Gerri R. Gray > Quotes

“I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry and a bit on the warped side. (Well, more than a bit, depending on whom you ask.)”
― Gerri R. Gray

“Dark humor and sarcasm always seem to find their way into my writing, which isn’t surprising, given that I live and breathe dark humor, and sarcasm is one of the languages in which I’m fluent.”
― Gerri R. Gray

“I adore the absurd and the abnormal; therefore, that's what I write about. That's what I need to write about. The mainstream has never turned me on.”
― Gerri R. Gray, Gray Skies of Dismal Dreams

“For anyone who might be of the opinion that horror is strictly the domain of men, we graveyard girls are here to change your way of thinking—and to make you sleep with the lights on.”
― Gerri R. Gray, Graveyard Girls

“Only the pleasures of the now are real. Everything else is but an illusion.”
― Gerri R. Gray, The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf

“Those who lack imagination can't imagine what's lacking.”
― Gerri R. Gray

“I wouldn’t touch a one-eyed teratoma like you with a ten-foot totem pole.”
― Gerri R. Gray, The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf

“I consider myself to be pretty normal, in an insane kind of way...”
― Gerri R. Gray, The Amnesia Girl!

“I love a good cranial explosion just as much as the next girl.”
― Gerri R. Gray, The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf

“Whoever thought gelatin-based gummy candies could be so incredibly erotic?”
― Gerri R. Gray, The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf