A.J. Markam > Quotes

“Really, people, it’s not that hard. Stop listening to assholes who tell you to hate each other, and be good to one another. Just remember that.”
― A.J. Markam, Succubus

“What happens if you get scared ‘half to death’ twice?”
― A.J. Markam, Dead Man Gaming

“The problem is we tend to think of ‘people’ as the hardware – the face, the bodies, the organs, the brain. Because that’s what we deal with every day. We can’t tell what’s going on in inside, so we just accept the outside wrapper as being the thing itself.”
― A.J. Markam, The Good, The Bad, and the Crazy Stupid Hot

“What does man love more than life, “Fear more than death or mortal strife. “What the poor have, the rich require, “And what contented men desire. “What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves, “And all men carry to their graves?”
― A.J. Markam, The Good, The Bad, and the Crazy Stupid Hot

“They make men fall in love with them, and then they make the men do whatever they want.” Didn’t sound that far off from regular women in the real world.”
― A.J. Markam, Succubus

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
― A.J. Markam, The Good, The Bad, and the Crazy Stupid Hot

“What happens if you get”
― A.J. Markam, Dead Man Gaming

“But you don’t want to, so you’re not going to. And if you’re not going to, what’s the difference between that and ‘you can’t’ or ‘you won’t’? If you have free will but you absolutely refuse to use it, then what’s the difference between that and having no free will at all?”
― A.J. Markam, The Good, The Bad, and the Crazy Stupid Hot

“And there are weird, unprovable, crazy things that every religion believes. Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Jews, it doesn’t matter – everybody has at least a couple core tenets that are flat-out dumb. Even atheists have to completely suspend disbelief about things like the apparent ‘purposeless’ of Nature and the insane improbability of the Big Bang. Give us one free miracle, and we’ll explain the rest for free!”
― A.J. Markam, Devil In The Deep Blue Sea

“Krug grabbed Dorp like Tom Brady would a deflated football, then tossed him over the side of the ship – still with the rope tied around his leg.”
― A.J. Markam, Hell to Pay