Craig Pearson > Quotes

“Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. — Eleanor Clark”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt.”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel. — Portuguese proverb”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. — Unknown”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“90% Of All Meowing Comes From Owners Trying To Get Cats To Meow Back”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“On the first day . . . On the first day of creation, God created the cat. On the second day, God created man to serve the cat. On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat. On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox. — Unknown”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“They do disgusting things with their mouths and then they try to give you a kiss”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats

“Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. — Stephen Baker”
― Craig Pearson, Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats