Craig Pearson
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Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
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Fur & Grrr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Dogs
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“They do disgusting things with their mouths and then they try to give you a kiss”
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
“On the first day . . . On the first day of creation, God created the cat. On the second day, God created man to serve the cat. On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat. On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox. — Unknown”
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
“90% Of All Meowing Comes From Owners Trying To Get Cats To Meow Back”
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
― Fur & Purr: The Funniest Things People Have Said About Cats
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