Steve Exeter > Quotes

“There’s a quiver to his lip as he speaks. I need a cold shower. I shouldn’t find this guy attractive. I shouldn’t. He’s the exact opposite of what I need in my life. But, damn, that smile.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“Talk about girl power, right Max?’ she says to the greying co-host who looks like he’d rather poke his eyes out with his Parker pen than talk about girl power.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“My biological clock is ticking so loudly that it should be illegal. I may as well have a sign across my forehead saying ‘EGGS EXPIRING SOON. COME AND FERTILISE ME!”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“I’m not usually one for gut instincts. I trust my head, not my gut. And for some reason, my gut has seen fit to lead me astray. Next thing I know, I’ll be pulling off a wine heist or something stupid.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“What are you looking for?’ Dick asks. He’s wandering aimlessly around the room.
‘Clues,’ I say.
‘So, this is like Scooby Doo! I told you,’ he says.
‘I don’t know. I’d prefer to think it’s more Agatha Christie,’ I say, not taking my eyes from the fireplace.
‘Agatha is far less fun,’ he says.
‘Precisely,’ I reply. ‘I don’t know about you, but I don’t fancy any masked villains showing up while we’re digging.”
― steve exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“Today, on my weekly segment of daytime TV (WINE TIME), I’m letting them in on the secrets of how to find the best budget bottle of wine. We’re in the middle of an economic crisis, after all, and people rely on wine to get them through it, myself included.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“Human beings are weird when it comes to death, it draws them in and refuses to let them go.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“Death is always a bizarre notion to face.”
― steve exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“It’s impossible not to acknowledge the fragility of life when you’re faced with the prospect of death.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery

“Tall, dark, handsome, kind of like a young Patrick Swayze, pre-Dirty Dancing. I need somebody who’s my age, with a job, and who is ready for commitment. My biological clock is ticking and if I want to become the Instagram-worthy working mum before I’m forty, I need to get a move on. Young Patrick Swayze over here isn’t going to tick those boxes for me.”
― Steve Exeter, FULL BODIED: A Francine Witt Mystery