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“Can we talk?" "I tried. You ignored me. That window has now been closed." "I'll buy you a cup of coffee and a slice of pie." "You slick bastard.”
― Third Charm
― Third Charm
“Yuki gasped. "Calling anime a cartoon is like calling a romantic comedy a giggle porn.”
― Sixth Sense
― Sixth Sense
“After all that, there was the brownie with ice cream. The waitress even brought three spoons like I was going to share it. She was cute, but stupid.”
― Fourth Rite
― Fourth Rite
“Tell you what, Delron… How about you bring Jaeren back and I won't pay a visit to your court under these circumstances. Ask King Renlynn how pissing me off worked out for him. Oh wait, you can't. Because I fucking ate him.”
― Fifth Essence
― Fifth Essence
“Well, I must be off. Tim is going to service my plumbing." "I hope to goddess you have a leaky sink." "Not for long, dear.”
― Fifth Essence
― Fifth Essence
“You said pie. Are we talking a la mode, or just whip cream?" "I'll even tell Marge to warm it up." "Yeah. That's kind of what a la mode means. Hot with ice cream. Pie noob.”
― Third Charm
― Third Charm
“See you later, Chief." "Bill." "Pardon?" "Call me, Bill." "Is that your name?" "No. I just picked it out at random. I always wanted people to call me Bill.”
― First Moon
― First Moon
“You can do this. Bring down the castle if you need to." "There are innocent people." "Who?" "The Princess. The kitchen staff. That nice catfish beneath us that didn't try to eat me. Fuck that worm though. He's an asshole.”
― Fourth Rite
― Fourth Rite





