A.J. Macey > Quotes

“There’s no cheating in real life, Dove. It’s you or them. Kick them while they’re down because you know they would do the same to you,”
― A.J. Macey, Enemy

“I couldn’t bend Heaven, so I’m going to raise hell because how else do you kill a monster without being one?”
― A.J. Macey, Enemy

“I opened my mouth to snap back, but when he smacked my ass and strode ahead of me, I was speechless. He’s really liking this one-way trip to getting stabbed.”
― A.J. Macey, Enemy

“I suggest you watch your next move, assassin,” I taunted back, my gun angled up his rib cage directly at his lung and heart. “I might slip and blow off the family jewels, and that would be a travesty.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“Fuck off, both of you.” I pulled away, growling. “I’m not a prize to be won. If I want to fuck either of you, I will. So quit with the pissing contest, I don’t like golden showers.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“Since I wasn’t supposed to know anything about them, I kept a confused yet curious look on my face. You know the one I’m talking about. The one when you’ve farted in a crowded room and you wonder if anyone is going to call you out on it, so you just look around with that ‘who did it, it wasn’t me’ face. Thank fuck for my ugly ass outfit.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“The realism of the lie is in the details, people. Go on, write that down, I don’t give these damn tips away for free, you know.”
― A.J. Macey, Rival

“Damn right it's mine, it's fucking bacon.”
― A.J. Macey

“Welcome to Pettyville. Population: one.”
― A.J. Macey, Enemy

“This stupid work jumpsuit was hotter than Satan’s ballsack”
― A.J. Macey, Rival