Sea Caummisar > Quotes

“Why does something that tastes so good hurt so bad?”
― Sea Caummisar, Raised by a Killer

“People are scarier than demons, because people are very real and they’re everywhere.”
― Sea Caummisar, My #1 Fan

“What was once a full-size person could now fit in a bucket,”
― Sea Caummisar, Circus For The Rich: Extreme Horror (Boss Universe

“I want to feel something. I hate crying. I do enjoy laughing. And fear makes me feel alive. Human . I guess that’s a lot, but not all, to explain my love of horror.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“May we both get what we want”
― Sea Caummisar, Raised By a Killer: Extreme Horror Book #8 Age 21

“I want my husband’s attention.”
― Sea Caummisar, Swingin' Smut: Extreme Horror

“knee”
― Sea Caummisar, Circus For The Rich: Extreme Horror (Boss Universe

“I do prefer the female form sexually, I just happened to fall in love with a man.”
― Sea Caummisar, Swingin' Smut: Extreme Horror

“surgically enhanced breasts.”
― Sea Caummisar, Circus For The Rich: Extreme Horror (Boss Universe

“I am twenty years younger than Logan.”
― Sea Caummisar, Swingin' Smut: Extreme Horror

“The games had begun.”
― Sea Caummisar, Games The Complete Series Books 1-6

“Mounds of flesh he had wiped with baby wipes hundreds of times now seen through a new set of eyes. Baby soft vaginal lips split, desecrated, by his hardened manhood.”
― Sea Caummisar, The Found Bag of Doom

“That’s true. This is so Alec. I guess Alec is now a verb. Meaning crazy stuff that only he would think of doing. I guess I’m more like Alec than Pops. Maybe Deicide will be used as a verb one day.”
― Sea Caummisar, Raised By a Killer: Extreme Horror Book #8 Age 21

“but not before growling under her breath.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“Each book is a new journey, an escape from reality.”
― Sea Caummisar, My #1 Fan

“It wasn’t until he stared death in the face that he learned how to truly live.”
― Sea Caummisar, Games The Complete Series Books 1-6

“That was how rich people were. Money was their morphine, and gaining more of it was excellent. Winning it was even better. No matter how much they lost, they only seemed to remember their wins.”
― Sea Caummisar, Circus For The Rich: Extreme Horror (Boss Universe

“The title does not refer to the author’s vagina. The author’s vagina does not smell like sulfur. Nor is the author a doctor. If any vagina smells like sulfur, it MAY be wise to seek medical attention. Maybe. Who knows? The author does not know.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“Smell his cock. See if it smells like monkey.”
― Sea Caummisar, Circus For The Rich: Extreme Horror (Boss Universe

“His sex organ straightened, growing thick and strong. “There’s no way my monster will fit in her ? Or will it?” Two hands reached for Ashley, undoing her diaper. “No! No! No!” Blake balled his fists. “Not my baby! Not my baby!” “It’ll be fun trying," the penis man said, him now reaching for the baby. Blake closed his eyes, unable to look. “No! No! No!” “My tip fits at least!” The man started laughing maniacally.”
― Sea Caummisar, The Found Bag of Doom

“Of course, you are. You’re a mindless sheep, being controlled by a needy drug addict. Too lame.”
― Sea Caummisar, Raised by a Killer: Extreme Horror The Complete Series

“I love touching my husband, even if it’s innocent and not sexual.”
― Sea Caummisar, Swingin' Smut: Extreme Horror

“best artificial breasts”
― Sea Caummisar, FRUT of Her Loins: Extreme Horror

“The secret to a happy afterlife is how you die. The more painful the death, the more creative and non-typical the death, that’s the secret. Suicide proves you're open-minded and willing to embrace your best afterlife.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“Your IQ is probably room temperature.” “It’s chilly in here , maybe I should wear more clothes.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror