L. Divine > Quotes

“simple love's hard to come by/ im just living my life, and i'm trying to be a lady.”
― L. Divine

“It’s a lot of real G’s doing time/ Cause a groupie bit the truth and told a lie.” —TUPAC”
― L. Divine, Drama High: Keep It Movin'

“I'm the blues in your left thigh/ Trying to become the funk in your right."
-LORENZ TATE/LOVE JONES SOUNDTRACK”
― L. Divine, Frenemies

“Don’t jump in the water if you can’t swim.” —BOB MARLEY”
― L. Divine, Holidaze

“Thank you Mama for the nine months you carried me through/…No one knows the pressure you bear a just only you.” —SIZZLA”
― L. Divine, Drama High: pushin'

“When it’s that time of the month, try natural remedies to ease your discomfort. For example, drinking raspberry tea eases cramps, and chamomile tea relaxes you. Essential oils, herbal teas, and elevating your legs while lying down are time-proven solutions. A heating pad and sprinkling lavender oil around the room works wonders, too. Get plenty of rest and relax. As my grandmother would say to me, “This too shall pass,” and it always does.”
― L. Divine, Drama High: pushin'

“I know my past ain’t one you can easily get past/But that chapter is done” —JAY-Z”
― L. Divine, Drama High: pushin'

“I hope you think carefully about the type of young woman you want to become. It starts now, and so far, so good”
― L. Divine, Cold as Ice

“Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble/ Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo.” —N.W.A.”
― L. Divine, Drama High: Hustlin'

“when hell freezes over pigs fly and a cow jump over the moon amma like u”
― L. Divine

“Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion/ I got them all that’s why these girls out here hatin’” —JANET JACKSON”
― L. Divine, Holidaze

“Don't sell yourself short, Jayd. You don't know what the Creator has in store for you.”
― L. Divine, So, So Hood

“Simple love’s hard to come by/ I’m just living my life, and I’m trying to be a lady.” —CHRISETTE MICHELE”
― L. Divine, Drama High: Hustlin'

“These are professional mamas, sisters, and girlfriends. In other words, these are real women with real strength and sensuality”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“When I finally do leave this world, my epitaph will read, Keke McCoy: Former Jezebel turned journalist for the unsung.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“don't mistake my calm for forgiveness because there's none where you're concerned.”
― L. Divine, Second Chance

“Do yourself a favor and call yourself only good and delicious things, like I do all of my girls. Be sweet to God’s child”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“Let’s learn the lesson from this relationship so we can move on to a healthier, happier solution the next time around.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“I hate to agree with C, but the stripper pole is definitely a metaphor for life: What goes up must eventually come down.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“Who says that taking the supposed high road is the best path?”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“The Spot is more like an erotic, interactive concert with extremely talented dancers rather than a simple strip joint.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“you’re so blinded by the perfect vision of what you want that you can’t appreciate the gift you have right in front of you.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“A relationship ain’t paradise and nobody should be getting played. It’s not a game. It’s life”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“We seduce the prayer out of them. I never take advantage of that power, unlike some. We are their religion, and they know it”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“I’d rather work with women just like myself for the rest of my natural life than submit to an asshole like you any day.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“Tough as nails, sweet as peaches.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“We’re not just strippers,” Tiramisu continues. “We are talented, intelligent,
righteous dancers working what we’ve got to get to where we want to be.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“But at the end of the day, men are men. We have to kill their stupidity with kindness like only we can.”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“They do more than simple dances at The Honey Spot: It’s more like seductive theater”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot

“There’s no sense waiting in vain for one man when there are so many more to choose from”
― L. Divine, The Honey Spot