Sara L. Hudson > Quotes

“Alexander Pope’s Essay on Man. I think the quote is ‘Onward still he goes, Yet ne’er looks forward farther than his nose.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Junk

“Porn writer just sounds cool. If there were more women porn writers there’d be more good porn. Nothing unfeminist about that.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Oddities: Ground Control to Major Cutie

“If a sigh, a grunt, and a growl had a baby, that would be the sound Bodie makes, his eyes lasered on my lips.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Balls: Houston, We Have Liftoff

“Everyone knows that romancing a woman is the most feminist thing you can do.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Balls: Houston, We Have Liftoff

“Men (insert eyeroll here). String Theory is more easily understood, I swear.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Junk

“Forget Captain America. He’s Poseidon.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Oddities: Ground Control to Major Cutie

“So, if I’m truly honest with myself, which I try not to be because it only leads to unpleasant truths,”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Landing: One Giant Leap for Love

“Yeah, that’s right. I may be blunt, curse like a sailor on leave, and dress like a biker bitch, but if I’m going to stab you, it won’t be in the back. It will be face to face where I can see the pain flash in your eyes.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Cowgirl: Houston, All Systems Go

“I’m pretty sure this nice boy might finish last, but only because he’d let you finish first.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Anyone But the Billionaire

“I never understood the appeal of a hairless pussy. ‘Here, hold him.’ Chase thrusts said pussy in my direction, holding him out over the massive Persian rug in our father’s office, like baby Simba over Pride Rock.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Anyone But the Boss

“Funny what you miss when you’re not looking.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Junk

“You dirty, dirty bitches. I knew there was a reason I liked you two.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Junk

“When people manage things, they treat those things with care. They direct events, people, or things in the most efficient manner given the circumstances. To manage is to be a handler.” She raises her other hand. “When people deal with things, they act, they do something to enact change, they don’t work just within the problem’s parameters or limitations. Dealing with something can also be accepting things that cannot change. Managing is accepting things that can and should change.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Oddities: Ground Control to Major Cutie

“She straightens, looking far more mature than I ever remember. “I’ve always been this smart. You were just too stupid to realize.” And then the maturity is gone.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Cowgirl: Houston, All Systems Go

“If I was a man, I’d be a great networker. A team leader. A smooth talker. But no. I’m a flirt. I’m manipulative. I’m fake.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Cowgirl: Houston, All Systems Go

“Unexpected new information has been gathered tonight: thongs are the devil.”
― Sara L. Hudson, Space Junk