Brandon Safiran > Quotes

“​The librarian reached into his bookshelf yet again, but instead of pulling out a book, he pulled out a carrot.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“​He mined twenty blocks of obsidian, and then started to go back up to the surface.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“360-degree circle, and landed on the dummy.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Forgotten Village: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Let’s just keep it, in case it turns out to be something rare,” Jake reasoned, stowing the netherite scrap into his inventory.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“Blending in with the night, its purple eyes bright, weighs a ton, feared by all except for one…”
― Brandon Safiran, The Forgotten Village: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You stink so much! When was the last time you had a shower?”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“am merely a creator, not a destroyer. I can’t take anything out of the world; I can only put things in. Anyways,” Notch continued, “wake up. The sun is setting, and the Undead Army is coming soon.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“How long will that take?” Webb asked, examining the map. “We seem to be pretty close.” ​“That’s because it’s a piece of paper,” Jake chuckled.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“What the?”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“Look what we’ve got!” Webb exclaimed, showing Jake two horses. ​“Whoa, cool! Where’d you get them?” Jake wondered. ​“We stole it from the villagers' stables,” Clink explained, laughing. ​“You stole it?” Jake asked, stunned. ​“Just kidding,” Clink chuckled. “A farmer gave them to us as a present. ​“Hrmph. Well, let’s get going,” Jake said.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“Here he comes! The king has come! He will beat the human scum! Here he comes! The king has come! Are you sure you don’t want to run?”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“zombies didn’t know how to climb the stairs;”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“A scouting group of ten mobs (two husks, four zombies, three spiders, and three creepers),”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search for Diamond City Book 3: Battle of the Swamp

“What the...”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“​Clink, however, hadn’t managed to put up his shield in time, and was slowly taking damage from a poison potion.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search for Diamond City Book 3: Battle of the Swamp

“This book is dedicated to the reader. Without him, stories would not be a thing.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“We will now be going to the eating quarters, and we will be having our stew,” the lead ninja told Jake and the other four ninjas. They all walked to the small hut where all of the ninjas ate. When they got there, they all sat on the ground and started passing a soup around. “What’s this?” Jake asked, eyeing the soup. “We call it a suspicious stew, because we just throw random things in it,” the lead ninja explained, also passing around five buckets of milk.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“yanked”
― Brandon Safiran, Finding the Cure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“They were white and slightly blue, and they looked like wings!”
― Brandon Safiran, When Pirates Attack: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“​The player was surprised, and Herobrine took out Flash, and quickly proofed the player who had tried to kill him.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search for Diamond City Book 3: Battle of the Swamp

“If you would ever like to read them, you can read my adventures here,” the old blacksmith sighed.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“122, 123,” Jake muttered. ​“2, 983, 412,” Clink shouted, distracting him.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search for Diamond City Book 3: Battle of the Swamp

“You lost,” he said, stepping back. ​“How did you do that?” Jake asked, so surprised that the ninja had managed to disarm him within a second. ​“You’ll have to learn. Next round!” ​The second round was the exact same as the ninja easily disarmed Jake, and then placed his sword on his throat. ​“You lost again,” the ninja told him, stepping back again. “Too slow.” ​As they prepared for the third round, Jake wondered if he should try, because he would lose anyway. ​But then he thought about what the ninja had said about him being too slow. He was right! The next time that the ninja told him to start, he would sidestep his attack, and then move in to disarm him! ​“Round 3...start!” the ninja announced. ​Jake stuck to his plan. Right as the ninja leader went to perform his disarming move, Jake sidestepped it and then shoved his own sword at the ninja leader’s sword. ​The ninja’s face was filled with shock as his sword clattered to the ground. Jake had won. ​“Too slow,” he told the ninja leader, grinning.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“James”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“Magma cube!” Jake exclaimed, noticing a dark cube hopping towards them. ​Clink took out his bow, and swiveled around. He shot the cube twice, destroying it.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“​First, came Jake. ​“Any last words?” the wither skeleton king sneered. ​“Yes, I do have a last word,” Jake said slowly, stalling for time. ​“Well, say it quickly!” the king snapped, irritated. ​“My last word is…NOW!” he shouted.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins

“​Jake swung his sword with all his might, poofing three vexes at once. Then, he smacked a vex with the blunt side of his blade, sending him flying into another vex. ​“Two vexes with one blunt side of a sword,” Jake shouted, but then frowned.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“Herobrine can break bedrock?!” Clink was amazed. “How?”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search for Diamond City Book 3: Battle of the Swamp

“Cink!” Jake shouted, after seeing the dark shapes in the distance.”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City Book 2: Revenge of the Golems

“sniffed the fungus. ​“Ewww! Disgusting!” He pulled his face away from the fishing”
― Brandon Safiran, The Search For Diamond City: The Adventure Begins