Sean Oswald > Quotes

“Games were meant to be played, not to be read about, and definitely not to watch other people playing them.”
― Sean Oswald, Induction

“Trix”
― Sean Oswald, Resistance

“We did eventually manage to kill all of them, but one of them wrote in its black blood all over the floor after being disemboweled,” Simon said, then stopped speaking. Tressa’s eyes bulged as she asked, “You can’t stop there. What did it write?” “Just gibberish,” Kayla said. Simon added, “It wrote, 4 + 1 = 1.”
― Sean Oswald, Uncontrollable

“That gave it enough time to cough, tremble, and then hack a giant loogie at him. As disgusting as that might sound, the reality was those ten pounds of molten rock flying through the air was far more terrifying than a snot rocket.”
― Sean Oswald, Uncontrollable

“Tim smiled and said, “Maybe your name could be Mischief?” The mouse pondered again before asking, “What does it mean?” “Sorta like playfulness or teasing that can be for fun or can cause trouble,” Tim answered.”
― Sean Oswald, Uncontrollable

“six of the seven”
― Sean Oswald, Divergence: A Litrpg Apocalypse

“To paraphrase one of my heroes”
― Sean Oswald, Divergence: A Litrpg Apocalypse

“show”
― Sean Oswald, Countdown

“If it absolutely, positively had to be destroyed overnight, why would you trust anyone but the Marines?”
― Sean Oswald, Collapse

“You can now stick the pointy end into the other guy, most of the time.”
― Sean Oswald, Frostburn

“I wanted to laugh at them and say she was a demi-goddess, but she and I had decided to keep that a secret.”
― Sean Oswald, Horned Crown

“I was surprised at how fast they were, but they were unladen, European swallows, so that answered that age-old question. I was grateful I didn’t have to dodge coconuts.”
― Sean Oswald, Collapse

“Tim laughed as his familiar dealt so much death that he probably should have named him Reaper Cheep.”
― Sean Oswald, Uncontrollable

“You’ll need more of that if you don’t want the system to break you. It seems to have taken a particular interest in pushing you to grow. At least it’s not fixated on your feet or something weird like that.”
― Sean Oswald, Dispute

“featured an imperious-looking Persian cat and a barefooted man in heart-patterned boxers,”
― Sean Oswald, Contention: A Litrpg Apocalypse

“You can now bash stuff with a stick.”
― Sean Oswald, Frostburn

“Dora.”
― Sean Oswald, Countdown

“Like many people, I felt like politicians would say anything to anyone, as long as it kept them in power. There were two types of politicians. The dirty ones and the ones who hadn’t been there long enough yet to become dirty,”
― Sean Oswald, Collapse

“by”
― Sean Oswald, Control: Welcome to the Multiverse

“Alarms may be set to public in which case if they go off they will have an audible warning with a volume setting between 1 and 10, no you may not turn it up to 11.”
― Sean Oswald, Watcher's Repose

“Weight: 16,609 lbs.”
― Sean Oswald, Wings Spread