Rada Jones > Quotes

“What do I do now?” Guinness thumped her tail. “Nothing. Let her be. She’s doing a great job.” “Seriously? A great job? She killed half a dozen people! Even a child!” “The kid was a monster. The others were all assholes. The world is a better place without them.” “But that’s immoral!” “No. It’s illegal. There’s a difference.”
― Rada Jones, Poison

“That’s how I learned. They don’t teach you how to kill people in nursing school. You learn that from the doctors. I learned from you.”
― Rada Jones, Mercy

“There’s this joke. A woman gets fed up with her kids and decides to sell them on eBay. She tells her friend. He laughs. ‘eBay? Are you crazy? You made them yourself! Sell them on Etsy!”
― Rada Jones, Mercy

“She was a doctor, bound by the Hippocratic oath: First: Do no harm. That was her duty.”
― Rada Jones, Poison

“alright.”
― Rada Jones, Overdose

“Fixing people is fun! Better than an orgasm! Maybe? It’s been too long to be sure.”
― Rada Jones, Overdose

“You only live once, so better make the most of it. What others think about you is not your problem. What matters is doing the right thing and having fun.”
― Rada Jones, Poison

“Funny how being among people makes her feel even lonelier.”
― Rada Jones, Do Harm

“sleighing”
― Rada Jones, Overdose

“breathe with relief. The worst has finally happened, so I don’t have to worry about it anymore. I only have to deal with it.”
― Rada Jones, Take Lives

“People only care about you if you’re young and pretty, or you’re rich. When you get old, they’ll forget you even exist.”
― Rada Jones, Overdose

“If I was nice to you, why kill me, Faith?” “I’m not Faith. I’m the Angel. The Angel of Death. I’m here to help you.” “How does that help me, Angel?” “It ends your suffering. You’re old. You’re fat. Your husband left you. Your daughter hates you. You’re all alone. Who wants to live like that? What do you have to live for? Work? They hate you there too. I’m only trying to help you out.”
― Rada Jones, Mercy