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“Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?

Answer: Suspicious ones”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone's life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.

Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis?
A: It is when you stay at home all day and don’t go out.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“Describe what is meant by “forgetting.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“8”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“Studies show that blood pressure tends to rise on Monday mornings, and emergency rooms see higher numbers of heart attacks on Mondays.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“There has been a marked rise in the percentage of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere over the last 50 years; suggest one reason for this.”
― Richard Benson, F This Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“forte”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams Pop Quiz: All New Awesomely Wrong Test Answers

“The shortest war in recorded history took place on August 27, 1896, between the United Kingdom and the Zanzibar Sultanate. It lasted for 38 minutes.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“Define coenzyme.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“Which sentence is correct? Please tell Damien if there are less than five books in the library. Please tell Damien if there are fewer than five books in the library.”
― Richard Benson, F This Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“Explain the process of evolution.”
― Richard Benson, F This Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“A new car costs $32,000. It is expected to depreciate 12% each year for 4 years and then depreciate 8% each year thereafter. Find the value of the car in 6 years.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“Write about the character in Romeo and Juliet for whom you have the most sympathy.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams Pop Quiz: All New Awesomely Wrong Test Answers

“the”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Even More of the Best Test Paper Blunders

“Why should an author keep their audience in mind?”
― Richard Benson, F This Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“What causes earthquakes?”
― Richard Benson, F for Effort: More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“The largest thing a blue whale can swallow is a grapefruit.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“What do we call a person forced to leave their home, perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to? Explain the word “migration.” Define the phrase “heavy industry.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“What would be one way of selecting a sample of schoolchildren? What would be the advantages and disadvantages?”
― Richard Benson, F This Test: Even More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

“Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“What advice would you give an actor playing Romeo?”
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“a) A”
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“erection”
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“STUFF THEY SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT US Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

“What is a hybrid car?”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams Pop Quiz: All New Awesomely Wrong Test Answers