Siggy Shade > Quotes

“This is a dick disaster. A spunk storm. A cum catastrophe.”
― Siggy Shade, Stalked by the Boogie Man

“Did I just masturbate at the sight of my boyfriend cheating on me with Bigfoot?”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Faye, I know I’m asking for a lot, but I want to be with you and Bigfoot.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Do me a favor.” “Yes?” I whisper as we approach the gates. “Next time you’re in the clutches of a psycho and you see someone sneaking up on him, don’t act surprised.” My jaw drops.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“I just caught my fiancé breastfeeding from his mother.”
― Siggy Shade, The Morning Wood Tree

“Nobody in this life ever got anywhere by being timid.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“Ride me,” he rumbles. “Ride me like a stallion until the curse drags me back to hell.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“We stand together, grinning like idiots who just won the lottery. Because we have.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“would kill those bastards before they lay their eyes upon what’s mine.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“I want to train you like a show pony. I want to ride you so hard that you neigh for more. Any objections?”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“I’d rather suck a corpse than go anywhere near your relatives’ rancid cocks.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“It’s impossible to know where to look—at the oversized pumpkin or the oversized cock,”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“With one final thrust, he cums with a roar that makes me rise from my ashes like a phoenix and soar into the sky.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Good girl,”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“Just because I read paranormal romance books and have enjoyed the occasional reverse harem, it doesn’t mean I asked for my ex to cheat on me with a monster.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Realization finally hits me upside the head. That lamp had been the Loch Ness Monster all along, and the slimy green bastard just tricked me into giving him a hand job.”
― Siggy Shade, The Loch Ness Monster

“Gulping hard, I stretch out a trembling hand toward Bigfoot’s face. His fur is softer than a man’s beard, and the skin warmer. Bigfoot’s eyes flutter shut as though he’s been starved of touch.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Everything about this man is an endless source of fascination, from the way he carries himself to the electricity in his touch.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“By the time I’ve finished, you will hunger for no other man but me!”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“Each lick brings a kaleidoscope of flavors. What I first thought was maple syrup now gives way to hints of honey and caramel and vanilla. Groaning, I swirl my tongue around the head, reveling in my new form of sustenance.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Good, because I also want to watch your back.” His features split into a smile so bright that my heart melts. “Protecting me?” “I take care of what’s mine.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“M-my soul is really pure?” “I see your kindness, your giving heart, your self-respect. I even see your pain. You are even more lovely on the inside.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“I glance at the rearview mirror to find the road empty, save for a glowing horseman. And he’s galloping toward me, a foot above the tarmac.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“Do I want to be part of a throuple with a hairy ape man with an unfeasibly large penis? No. Do I want to fuck Bigfoot before I announce my decision? Hell yes.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“The sensation intensifies as his tail brushes back and forth over my g-spot. I shudder and moan around his shaft, my pussy quivering, tightening, until the pleasure builds to a crescendo, and I explode.”
― Siggy Shade, The Loch Ness Monster

“You are taking my cock so well,”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“Love doesn’t come in pretty packages, and it isn’t always pleasant.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“Show me what else you can do, wench,” he growls, the sound going to the pulse between my legs. “Impress me, and I will spare your life.”
― Siggy Shade, Jack's Head

“He smiles, his face loosening with relief and pulls me into a hard kiss. I close my eyes and lose myself in his embrace. The rumble and screech of the machinery fades to the distance, leaving only the pounding of our hearts. They beat in unison as if we’re already two halves of a whole.”
― Siggy Shade, Breed for the Beast

“I should do more to help Brian than make a video of his demise, but this is the same bastard who wanted me to break my neck. Hell, he wouldn’t even lend me a flashlight. Fuck it. I’ve got to put me first.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot