S.N. Moor > Quotes

“Shut the fuck up and take our cocks like a good girl.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“I love you, Everlee. So much so that the thought of losing you sometimes feels like a dagger in my heart.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“I’m your God right now.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“think I’ve been reading too many books with the breeding kink in it, although it’s usually the guys. But their words, it's like they’re right out of some of my books.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“What better place to cry out ‘Oh God’ than on the cock of a man at church?”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“I know this will be the first time in a while you’ve been in a car without having an orgasm, but let me remind you how us common unsexed folk have to live. I’m also not opening your door for you.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Just in case you need a good anal sesh in the back of your car?”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“If you wear this dress, men will look at you. And if they look at you, the way I know they will, you will lose all of us. We will be in jail for plucking out their eyes.”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“I hadn’t planned on coming home to masturbate in my living room after work, but sometimes you read a good book and the next thing you know you’re finger fucking yourself on the couch with one leg propped over the arm,”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“I glanced across my display of battery operated boyfriends, BOB for short, and they were all on life support.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“You know I’ve been seeing STFUATTDLAGG floating around a lot on those smutty social media groups.”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“Don’t push the intercom button when you’re getting off in the shower.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“My head tingles a little with anticipation and excitement because I hear the O train off in the distance, but she’s a’ comin’.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“My Cupid… in… armor.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up and take our cocks like a good girl.” A puff of air leaves my lungs, and I slowly turn my head to look at him. It's like he just stepped out of one of my smutty books and holy fuck, is it hot.”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“I will admit I probably had too many shots too quick together,”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“looked lonely and seemed to have a natural skill for shooting.” I studied him, quietly. He continued. “I would watch you shoot apples out of the tree.”
― S.N. Moor, Snow Hunted

“It’s hard finding good help or a charged vibrator”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“Good girl.” I whimper. Straight up, dog whimper.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“A sexier version of the Mortal Kombat theme song plays in the background of my mind while my Madame Kink avatar cheers at the new level I’ve gained. Purchase of whips, chains, handcuffs and a black leather one piece now available. But wait, there’s more. That sneaky little bastard gift with purchase is there, too. A ball gag!”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties

“Note to self: don’t get locked in a room with Tony and snort coke off his cock.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“Give me orgasm, or give me death!”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“If I was Lizzy, I may call out that he looks like a bundle of nerves because that is one of her favorite things to read in books, but I’m not.”
― S.N. Moor, Rainbows and Unicorns

“Yea. They caught me snorting coke off a penis.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“They are my Cliterati. An elite group of highly read females (and males) who can give you your true heart's desire. They’re like a Rolodex of sex. A Sexodex. A Rolosex.”
― S.N. Moor, Cupid's Contract

“I like the sound of you here and cooking dinner.” Emmett says, then corrects. “Not the whole domestic woman cooking dinner thing, just that you’ll be here. I’m all for woman’s rights. Power to the pussy.” He thrusts both fists in the air.”
― S.N. Moor, Bunnies and Bowties