Ari Bach > Quotes

“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
― Ari Bach, Ragnarök

“Hmmm, very severe... Poor condition, heavy infection... Disarticulation... Oh no, no... Clearly broken... Mm-hmmm... All right, then, all's well, perfect health, clear to go.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue.”
― Ari Bach, Ragnarök

“last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“I am Hellhammer!” shouted a giant, imposing man in black armor.
“And I’m Heckmallet,” said a petite woman with a squeaky voice.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Nobody had ever even stepped out onto the surface, she read in school, leading to a broken line of memorable first statements. “That’s one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind,” on Luna, “I wish that the peace I see here could bless the Earth again,” from Mars, “This one’s for you, Mark Twain,” on Halley’s Comet. And from the only manned landing on Venus, “Oh my holy fucking shit I think we’re on the fucking ground! Get us up we’re gonna fucking die!”
― Ari Bach, Ragnarök