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Ari Bach runs a blog devoted to the Valhalla series at http://the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com/

Ari’s artwork can be found online at http://aribach.deviantart.com/.

Ari also runs a webcomic at http://www.twistedjenius.com/Snail-Fa... and has a Tarot deck at http://surrealist.tarotsmith.net/.

But Ari is probably best known for the humor blog “Facts-I-Just-Made-Up” at http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/.
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I have an illustration in Volume 1, and hopefully coming soon in Volume 2, more news to come…

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“Auteur: Volume 1: The Final Word” is out!

In 2018, @rassilon-imprimatur’s story in The Book of the Enemy introduced Faction Paradox readers to Auteur, a skeletal Archon with the uncanny power to literally rewrite reality — and metafictional delusions of grandeur to match. Ever since then, the Mad God of Writing’s popped up hither and thither at Arcbeatle Press, but never quite as the

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Valhalla (Valhalla, #1)

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Ragnarök (Valhalla, #2)

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Guðsríki (Valhalla, #3)

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The Millennial King

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This is a minor masterpiece of absurdism. If you want great deep characters I recommend their other novel, Boxes. This one is more for the kicks you'd find in an old Svankmajer or Gilliam movie. And for those, it's top notch to me. Funny, freaky, and ...more
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Boxes contains the most horrifying thing a grimdark novel can contain- Characters you want to be happy and thrive. The world isn't going to let them. You know it won't, it can't. But still, on every page I hoped. If you want a book to show you how ba ...more
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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla
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“I am Hellhammer!” shouted a giant, imposing man in black armor.
“And I’m Heckmallet,” said a petite woman with a squeaky voice.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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