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Ari Bach runs a blog devoted to the Valhalla series at http://the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com/

Ari’s artwork can be found online at http://aribach.deviantart.com/.

Ari also runs a webcomic at http://www.twistedjenius.com/Snail-Fa... and has a Tarot deck at http://surrealist.tarotsmith.net/.

But Ari is probably best known for the humor blog “Facts-I-Just-Made-Up” at http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/.
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This is also true of most story structure and character “rules” you learn after they tell you there…

terapsina:

I’ve noticed a lot of people advise writers to read their stories aloud. And I absolutely agree. But I’ve also mostly seen people mention it in like a ’you’ll better notice where there are little mistakes, and where the phrasing is awkward’ way. Which, again, is absolutely true.

But that’s a ‘read the story aloud to see what’s wrong with it’ advice.


And I think there’s maybe an even more

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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla
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“I am Hellhammer!” shouted a giant, imposing man in black armor.
“And I’m Heckmallet,” said a petite woman with a squeaky voice.”
Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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