Frank T. Bird > Quotes

“You get so lost in your anarchy sometimes that you think people are being arseholes. You don’t realise that you’re the arsehole, and they’re displaying courage by stepping out of line and confronting you.”
― Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“I hate buses. Trains I can handle — and trams — but there’s something depressing about buses. Happy people are rare on buses because it’s the lowest of the low. If you’re riding a bus, someone shat in your potatoes, Mate. You’re right down there. Not one smile. Not one look to say, I’m a human. You’re a human. Let’s breathe the same rancid air for forty-four minutes.”
― Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“Asks me about my parents and then fucks off into his secret bog. He must need a piss badly. Come to think of it, I did notice him jiggling around a bit. That toilet must be soundproof. I mean, it must be unless he’s just standing in there doing fuck all, not even breathing, which would be weird and pointless.”
― Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“I’m the fucking circus today — hungover Nick the freak show with his green panties and hairy cock and bite mark on his arm and the croutons in his hair.”
― Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“So, now I’m apologising like Hugh Grant and picking these filthy coins up off the wretched pavement.”
― Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray