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Frank T Bird

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Frank T Bird was born in Northern England during the pre-Thatcher nineteen seventies. After failing at life for many years, he was shipped off to Australia to fail at life in a warmer climate.

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Midnight In Footscray

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Midnight In Footscray by Frank T Bird
"This book was refreshingly different, full of attitude. I was so invested in Nick Conrad and wanted him to give himself a slap on several occasions. There were parts of this book that made me laugh out loud (although the characters were fuming), part" Read more of this review »
Midnight In Footscray by Frank T Bird
"This book blew my mind. It was very confronting but really got me thinking about how to deal with our “monkey minds” and learn to live in the moment, have compassion for others (and ourselves) and let go of our egos. Thanks for helping me remember wh" Read more of this review »
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Midnight In Footscray by Frank T Bird
"This was a uniquely hilarious, yet enlightening book!

I was delighted by a comedic thread that never got old throughout. Bird divulges deep insecurities and obsessive worries in the protagonist’s, Nick Condrad’s innermost thoughts. Followed by Nick re" Read more of this review »
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“You get so lost in your anarchy sometimes that you think people are being arseholes. You don’t realise that you’re the arsehole, and they’re displaying courage by stepping out of line and confronting you.”
Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“I hate buses. Trains I can handle — and trams — but there’s something depressing about buses. Happy people are rare on buses because it’s the lowest of the low. If you’re riding a bus, someone shat in your potatoes, Mate. You’re right down there. Not one smile. Not one look to say, I’m a human. You’re a human. Let’s breathe the same rancid air for forty-four minutes.”
Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

“Asks me about my parents and then fucks off into his secret bog. He must need a piss badly. Come to think of it, I did notice him jiggling around a bit. That toilet must be soundproof. I mean, it must be unless he’s just standing in there doing fuck all, not even breathing, which would be weird and pointless.”
Frank T Bird, Midnight In Footscray

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