“I hate buses. Trains I can handle — and trams — but there’s something depressing about buses. Happy people are rare on buses because it’s the lowest of the low. If you’re riding a bus, someone shat in your potatoes, Mate. You’re right down there. Not one smile. Not one look to say, I’m a human. You’re a human. Let’s breathe the same rancid air for forty-four minutes.”
― Midnight In Footscray
― Midnight In Footscray
“Asks me about my parents and then fucks off into his secret bog. He must need a piss badly. Come to think of it, I did notice him jiggling around a bit. That toilet must be soundproof. I mean, it must be unless he’s just standing in there doing fuck all, not even breathing, which would be weird and pointless.”
― Midnight In Footscray
― Midnight In Footscray
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