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“Lilly Samson, The Switch, Quotes, shameless manipulation of.
Allergies disclaimer:
I would like to stress that this book is not exactly for the unwashed masses:
I delayed showering after the last switch. I've created a Pavlovian response: he must associate its floral sweetness with sexual fulfilment.
Adam has a "Pavlovian" reaction to Elena's BO? Bribes her with cake to lessen the wrath when asking Elena to wash?
He frowns, seeing that I'm silent and trembling.
'My perfume was weak; hers much stronger.' I say, my temper flaring.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, the usual wasteman chatting up yours truly in Sarf London would probably assume that a big phat slice of Marks & Spencer's Strawberry Pavlova will get him into the lady's knickers.
Nope, she's allergic to stupid.
A merengue dessert will hardly cause a rash, but a moron makes her skin crawl.
This is a cleverly written book.
So some of you, keen aspiring readers, please have your Oxford fictionary handy.
Just saying!
In the words of our hero:
Bloody pricey...But God, it is a nice smell. Don't you like it?
And then he "squirts onto her wrist, playfully.”
― The Switch
Allergies disclaimer:
I would like to stress that this book is not exactly for the unwashed masses:
I delayed showering after the last switch. I've created a Pavlovian response: he must associate its floral sweetness with sexual fulfilment.
Adam has a "Pavlovian" reaction to Elena's BO? Bribes her with cake to lessen the wrath when asking Elena to wash?
He frowns, seeing that I'm silent and trembling.
'My perfume was weak; hers much stronger.' I say, my temper flaring.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, the usual wasteman chatting up yours truly in Sarf London would probably assume that a big phat slice of Marks & Spencer's Strawberry Pavlova will get him into the lady's knickers.
Nope, she's allergic to stupid.
A merengue dessert will hardly cause a rash, but a moron makes her skin crawl.
This is a cleverly written book.
So some of you, keen aspiring readers, please have your Oxford fictionary handy.
Just saying!
In the words of our hero:
Bloody pricey...But God, it is a nice smell. Don't you like it?
And then he "squirts onto her wrist, playfully.”
― The Switch
