Lily Samson

“Lilly Samson, The Switch, Quotes, shameless manipulation of.

Allergies disclaimer:

I would like to stress that this book is not exactly for the unwashed masses:

I delayed showering after the last switch. I've created a Pavlovian response: he must associate its floral sweetness with sexual fulfilment.

Adam has a "Pavlovian" reaction to Elena's BO? Bribes her with cake to lessen the wrath when asking Elena to wash?

He frowns, seeing that I'm silent and trembling.

'My perfume was weak; hers much stronger.' I say, my temper flaring.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, the usual wasteman chatting up yours truly in Sarf London would probably assume that a big phat slice of Marks & Spencer's Strawberry Pavlova will get him into the lady's knickers.

Nope, she's allergic to stupid.

A merengue dessert will hardly cause a rash, but a moron makes her skin crawl.

This is a cleverly written book.

So some of you, keen aspiring readers, please have your Oxford fictionary handy.

Just saying!

In the words of our hero:

Bloody pricey...But God, it is a nice smell. Don't you like it?

And then he "squirts onto her wrist, playfully.”
― Lily Samson, The Switch