Alex S. Weber > Quotes

“Apparently, when vampires became intimate with someone, they also got nibbly.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon Cataclysm

“Their aim is somewhat...disputable.” “You mean they shoot each other.” “From time to time, yes.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Victory or Death

“What kind of girl doesn’t like a cute puppy? Thing. Still counts as a puppy.” “I don’t know, the kind that fights and kills people on a day-to-day basis?”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Victory or Death

“Fortunately, they had a card up their sleeve. Or rather, an entire deck made entirely of aces. As they said, if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying hard enough.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon War

“You’re looking at this stuff like a cat contemplating a fat fish.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon War

“Right. So you just gave her a giant carrot while pointing out you could beat her to death with it.” “In short? Yes.” “Well, let’s hope she gets the message.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon Cataclysm

“Three hundred millimeters of pain to shove right up the Republic’s”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon War

“Moving a floating crystal from one room to another was one thing. Moving a pile of bombs, flamethrowers, and lasers was another.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Victory or Death

“war was 99% boredom, 1% extreme stress.”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon War

“If I can fill the entire room with lead, you can’t dodge’ philosophy,”
― Playwars aka Alex S. Weber, Dungeon Cataclysm