G.M. Fairy > Quotes

“Yes, once I get out of here, immediately going to therapy.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“Praise the Lord for whatever the heck is going on right now”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“It can be rather lonely being the only seven-foot, green, hilarious, and gut-wrenchingly handsome creature around, but it’s a cross I bear.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“poetic and tragic—like Achilles and Patroclus but adding me to the mix makes it seem like some corny smut novel.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“His croaks speed up as he climaxes on my stomach.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“I had a weird feeling as if someone was watching me, from the moment I got home. Even as I was going to town on myself, I felt like someone was looming over me, watching my every move.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“She’s not holding a tiny version of me. She’s holding a cucumber. A fucking cucumber. I’m a cucumber. It’s almost too ridiculous to be a dream”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Sure, I’d grown up roughing it, but I’m used to the finer things at this point in my life. Lawrence has a God damn bidet.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“I don’t notice myself inching closer and closer until I’m resting on the table next to her meal, staring up at her round brown eyes.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“God, I’m hoping work will clear my head, or I’m going to end up banging a bee before the day’s over.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“He’s good-looking, in a Ralph Lauren kind of way.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“She’s not holding a tiny version of me. She’s holding a cucumber. A fucking cucumber. I’m a cucumber. It’s almost too ridiculous to be a dream, but it has to be because what the fuck?”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“I better get to the kitchen. These vegetables aren’t going to come to life and make themselves useful.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“I stop in front of a saxophone player performing with a small group of people surrounding him. “Do you like jazz?” I ask Bee from my shoulder as I snap my fingers and wiggle my hips. An older woman gives me a strange look before taking a step away from me.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“Too dangerous. Too loud and too sweet. Your screams are only for me.”
― G.M. Fairy, Scream for Me

“He looks like a lost little puppy dog bee, and I shouldn’t have such an abrasive tone with him, but I can’t help it.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“Everybody wants a water buffalo.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Right now, my stinger pulsates as if begging to be released.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“Have you seen my hairbrush?”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Pounding you as produce doesn’t even compare to how I can fuck you. I’m in control of your pleasure this time.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Everybody wants a water buffalo. Yours is mean, but mine is a kind fellow. Oh, where would you find one? I don't know, but everybody wants a water buffalo.”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Okay. Why don’t you take a shower? I’m making waffles.”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“Team, make your way to the airlock. Let’s get Baryx to his female.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“A surge of pride runs through me, but that’s not the only thing I feel. Some odd feeling, almost like arousal, vibrates throughout my body. Maybe it’s because I finally feel like I’m doing something good. Could saving a bee’s life make me horny?”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“Her moan turns to a yelp, the cords in her neck straining,”
― G.M. Fairy, Get In My Swamp

“See, it’s kind of like an upside-down pizza. The more money the crust makes for me melts all the way to the top.” He positions his hand into a triangle as he man-splains some bro version of a pyramid scheme.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior

“My God is bigger than the Boogeyman”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Oh, Barbara Manatez, you are the one for me!”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Oh, where is my hairbrush!”
― G.M. Fairy, Pounded by Produce

“Could my presence be affecting her like this? The thought sends another vibration through my body, and before I can control myself, my stinger hardens with blood and pulses out in front of me.”
― G.M. Fairy, Bad Beehavior