Nina Bangs > Quotes

“You don't analyze love. You accept it.”
― Nina Bangs, My Wicked Vampire

“He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.”
― Nina Bangs, A Taste of Darkness

“She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on her skirt. Her
imagination supplied other places his hair could touch, and she drew in her breath.
He carefully pulled down the zipper, then pulled it back up. After several up and down
forays, Kathy grew impatient:
"Hello? Have I lost you to a zipper?" Darn. She must sound like every greedy woman
who'd ever lain with him.
His soft chuckle reassured her. " 'Tis a long night, lass, and the waiting willna hurt ye.
These metal teeth are wondrous things.”
― Nina Bangs, The Pleasure Master

“She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of a lower floor - hell.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“Colin: "1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex." He looked truly puzzled.”
― Nina Bangs, The Pleasure Master

“The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling!”
― Nina Bangs, My Wicked Vampire

“Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it’s thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur no matter how sexy he is. Thou shalt not make love on a balcony when a werewolf is in the room, even if said werewolf is asleep. And last but not least, thou shalt not make love outside when it’s cold because goose bumps are never attractive.”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Pleasure

“Admirable." Translation: Slut. "I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire's heart out with no help from Sir Conall. You would never need a hero to rescue you." Translation: Amazon.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“I don't know where you get off telling everyone what to do. Did I miss the part where you were crowned top turd? I don't want to play the wicked consort of Eric the Evil. Last time I looked, there wasn't a wicked consort clause in my contract." Donna turned to Eric as he stopped by her side. "I can't believe he thinks he can harass me like he does the rest of the poor wretches who work here." She glared at Holgarth. "Why not rent a wig and you can be the wicked consort?"

As one of the castle's poor wretches, Eric didn't offer anything to the conversation because he was too busy picturing Holgarth in a wig. And from there, he went on to imagine Donna in her wicked consort costume - short on cloth with lots of bare skin showing. Things were looking up.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“I still don't know why we didn't hire a car
to get around Ireland."
"When I was a kid, I always dreamed about living in Ireland. I used to pretend I was one of
the traveling people, driving my gypsy wagon from village to village. Used to picture a dark
gypsy kidnapping me and having his way with me. Exciting stuff." Katy grinned at her. "Could
still happen, you know."
"Katy, we have a horse that's so laid-back I have to keep checking to see if he's dead.”
― Nina Bangs, Night Games

“She understood the meaning of the "Dark Ages" now. Because with all the drinking to celebrate rescues of fair maidens and slayings of dragons, vampires, and other scary whatevers, the local folk must've spent most of their time facedown on the great hall floor.”
― Nina Bangs, Wicked Nights

“You touch my soul, woman. You touch what I am, what I once was, and what I will be.”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Pleasure

“They’ve worked the absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely truth since the beginning of time. They foment destruction and chaos. It puts them in their happy place.”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Pleasure

“We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Craving

“Ally turned
her attention back to Brian Byrne. "So what do you do for a living when you're not searching out
your roots?"
"Have sex with thousands of women." He slanted her a grin that would've knocked her off
her feet if she wasn't already laid out flat by his comment. "Professionally, of course."
"Well, that makes it okay then." A porn star? Her instinct said no. But her instinct had also
thought Dave was a great guy when she first met him. How wrong was that? Hmm. What else
could Brian be? How about crazy? Sounded logical to her. She was alone with a crazy man. A
sexy crazy man, but crazy was still crazy.”
― Nina Bangs, Night Games

“There is no happiness that lasts overlong. There are only moments of intense pleasure that make all that comes between bearable.”
― Nina Bangs, Master of Ecstasy

“Tenía que añadir a Clara Thomas, la fan de 'Buffy, la cazavampiros', a su lista creciente de gente a evitar. Clara estaba obsesionada con conocer a Darach, el primer vampiro real que había visto en su vida. Felicia no se veía con fuerzas de convencerla para que dejara esa estaca de madera que no soltaba ni a tiros, decidida a convertirse en aprendiz de cazavampiros.”
― Nina Bangs, Master of Ecstasy

“He cambiado. Realmente me gusta ser bueno. Ser bueno es divertido'. Cuánta basura. Él odiaba ser bueno. ¡Quería ser malo, jod... lín!”
― Nina Bangs, Éxtasis

“—Me encanta el aroma sexual de la noche, rico, fuerte y sensual. Es como lamer el cuerpo desnudo de un hombre bañado en chocolate.
Ganímedes olfateó el aire.
—Yo solo huelo brezos.”
― Nina Bangs, Éxtasis

“I torture people in my own way. La Casita de Fuego has the hottest Mexican Food in Houston. Jalapeño peppers are a demon's tool. But the humans keep coming back." Celia shook her head at the wonder of it all. " Who pays to have their stomach lining burned away?”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Pleasure

“—No deberías alimentar a los animales desde la mesa; se malacostumbran.
(...)
—Zorra. —El animal en cuestión manifestó su opinión mientras tragaba lo que Felicia le había dado y esperaba a que se le cayera algo más.”
― Nina Bangs, Master of Ecstasy

“Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.”
― Nina Bangs, Eternal Pleasure

“—Esos fantasmas traen mucho trabajo. Me ha llevado cinco horas encontrarles y, cuando finalmente he dado con ellos, ¿sabes qué estaban haciendo? (...) No me contestes. Te diré lo que estaban haciendo. Se estaban enrollando en las almenas. No son más que una pareja de exhibicionistas. Te aseguro que admiro su devoción por la vida sensual, pero después de caerse una vez, pensaba que habrían aprendido a hacerlo en la cama.”
― Nina Bangs, Master of Ecstasy

“Les prometí a los invitados que habría un fantasma. Hace que el castillo parezca más auténtico. Todos los castillos tendrían que tener un fantasma.”
― Nina Bangs, Master of Ecstasy