Jordan Castillo Price > Quotes

“I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
"Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV

“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living

“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living

“My waking life probably gave my subconscious an inferiority complex.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross

“No wonder I worried about talking dirty; talking in general seemed to escape me.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross

“He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.

Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets

“You've been really hard on my clothes lately", I said. I pushed him away just enough to slip out of my T-shirt and drop it on the floor before he turned it into a stretched-out rag.

"I've been really hard...and your clothes are in my way.”
― Jordan Castillo Price

“You don’t have to be psychic to end up knowing things you were a lot happier not knowing.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets

“And besides, my back feels naked without Jacob curled against it.”
― Jordan Castillo Price

“Queer. And not in the way I like.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living

“Gee, I wasn't as up on my Native American traditions as the chick who used to call herself Faun fucking Windsong even though she was fifteen sixteenths as lily-white as me. Imagine that.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV

“If everything were anything," Chance said softly, "the barriers would break down, and we'd all lose ourselves to chaos. And then there would be no cotton candy.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Immortal Coil

“I've never liked the word team. I've always equated it with being picked last and getting nailed in the groin with a dodgeball.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“Victor, back there in that basement, when the zombies were… were… moving around on those tables…. Twitching? And dead? You didn’t even blink.

This is nothing like those zombies.

No shit. Because this time, you’re scared—beyond scared. You’re terrified. And whatever’s got you scared? I don’t want any part of it.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“I’ve got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together,” I said. Jacob squeezed me tighter. His eyes never moved from mine. “I’m so far beyond level five it’s not even funny.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Brazen

“I'd like to think that we're not just sacks of biological goo careening through a random universe.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, The Stroke of Midnight

“Those wire baskets where you leave your paperwork to die...”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets

“You shot heroin in the bathroom while I was disinfecting the kitchen. Didn’t you?”
“Of course not.” He pulled on his gloves and led the way into the building. “I hatched from a pod and hid the real Jonathan under the floorboards.”
“You’re much less creepy when you’re pensive and focused. Just so you know.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Hemovore

“I rolled up my sleeve. Penned on my arm in my own writing: If I prove I’m not selfish, Daniel will love me.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Forget Me Not

“Say something,” he said.
 
“What?” I mumbled, struggling to orient myself. “What?”
 
“Can you hear me? What day is it? Who’s the president?”
 
“Yes, I don’t know, and a horse’s ass.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross

“It was real sweet, except that he'd drugged me and ridden me to within an inch of my life, and I was still so high I was paralyzed and mute. But other than that, I guess it was pretty romantic.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Vertigo

“We’ll need you to unlock your desk, sir.”
“Sorry,” Dreyfuss said. “Not until I’ve read this form.”
“You haven’t…looked at it.”
“And I’m a very slow reader. Sometimes I wonder if I’m dyslexic.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Spook Squad

“Now I knew how women felt when they thought they were going to get a diamond ring and ended up with an onion ring”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Hemovore

“We don’t use the word crazy around here. We prefer coping mechanism.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“I'll be fast. I can make you come in two minutes."

"I can do that myself. I never get to see you anymore- I'd rather talk to you"

That had to be the most romantic things anyone had ever said to me, and I went all gooshy inside.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“‎"Your heart is in your chest. It supplies the blood to your cells. Even if you don't think about it, your heart is always pumping. The heart is the most important organ in the body. Without it, you will die.

"'What grade are you teaching these days?' Joel asked. ' Because either this is really sad...or really profound.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Immortal Coil

“The past is only a memory. Memories have no power to hurt you.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

“Jacob cut his gaze to me. I wasn't quiet sure how to convey, /I know we hate him, but based on the circumstances, it was the most logical thing to do/, with a nonverbal signal. I widened my eyes a little.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV