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“How to see a vampire in three easy steps:
1. Get up.
2. Find a mirror.
3. Look at your first vampire.”
― Suck It Up
1. Get up.
2. Find a mirror.
3. Look at your first vampire.”
― Suck It Up
“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.”
― Suck It Up
― Suck It Up
“What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker”
― Suck It Up
― Suck It Up
“Earn your death.”
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“Practice focused apathy.”
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