Mark Sheldon > Quotes

“There is a very thin line between fighting for what you believe to be right and becoming that which you are fighting against.”
― Mark Sheldon

“The dangerous paradox of living in this age of instant communication is that the act of communication has become something of a virtue. Apparently, because people have the ability to communicate instantly, they have lost the ability to communicate at all.”
― Mark Sheldon

“It would not be completely unreasonable to suggest that if J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown, and Dean Koontz were to get together in a time machine and travel back to early 1982 so that they could have a drunken, care-free, passionate orgy with Douglas Adams, that I might have been the love child of such a coming together.”
― Mark Sheldon

“When I’m able to put my various prejudices aside, I’m actually an extremely good judge of character, and can get the measure of someone quickly. I just have to focus and turn off my usual internal monologue of automatically hating every single person I meet. It’s the difference between listening to my head—which dislikes everyone—and listening to my gut, which tends to be a more accurate personality barometer.”
― Mark Sheldon, Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!)

“Let’s just say that it’s no coincidence the word starts with two asses, because one ass is not enough for those douche bags.”
― Mark Sheldon, Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!)