L.B. Gregg > Quotes

“What will they say, Ce, when we dance together? I want to do that. I want to hold you in my arms, in front of the entire damn world. Would you do that? Would you dance with me?”
― L.B. Gregg, Trust Me If You Dare

“Startled, I flinched "What are you doing?"

"Keeping you from going postal."

"You're doing it wrong.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can

“Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can

“He tugged my zipper down like he was unveiling a gift, spreading my pants open. “Yeah. There it is. You have a nice fat dick. I would have never guessed it."

“I’m Italian,” I said inanely.”
― L.B. Gregg, Catch Me If You Can

“It’s turbulence, for crying out loud. I refuse to die by cloud fart.”

Excerpt From: Gregg, L.B. “How I Met Your Father.” L.B. Gregg, 2013-11-12T06:00:00+00:00. iBooks.
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― L.B. Gregg, How I Met Your Father

“They care. Trust me. You’re serving food. You’re disgusting. This isn’t the Bronx.”
― L.B. Gregg, With this Bling

“That’s what best friends did for each other. No coddling, just straight talk, mockery, and having each other’s back. And providing vodka when necessary and not pregnant.”
― L.B. Gregg, With this Bling