Aria Daze > Quotes

“Have you ever been in the middle of sudsing up your ass when you were struck with the sudden and uncontrollable urge to fart? No? Liar.”
― Aria Daze, So Thankful: Taboo Tomes

“Remember best behavior. No touching, rubbing, or nasty kisses. If somebody food is nasty, don’t re-season it, you push it to the side and move around. And finally, do not get into joaning matches, you take things too far.”
― Aria Daze, Candid

“My parents and grandparents have been married over 60 years combined, and here I am thinking about taking two dicks at once.
Or three.
Or four.
Five would be a bit excessive though.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“HALLELUJAH! How often is God good? You better answer all the time! I prayed for that niggas downfall everyday and I almost broke into a full praise dance hearing that it had finally happened. Won't he do it!”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“I had been around the block enough times to know what that look meant. They wanted to fuck me. All three of them.
And unfortunately I wasn't opposed.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“Oh, no I was. You're right, you're great at reading subtext because I definitely meant I'd love to see that split up close on my dick,” Blessing chuckled. “But nobody mentioned you having to choose.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“But I was serious. If Chrissy was leaving with anyone tonight, I wanted it to be me. I was David Ruffin, and these niggas were The Temptations.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“Friends?
No.
I didn't want to suck a fart out of my friend's asshole. I didn't hold games up for friends. I didn't get jealous and want to give my friends the whole wide world and everything in it.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“I knew they were team players before, but now!? We were winning the Stanley Cup this year.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“I pretend to be ok, but deep down I want a group of oiled up black and brown men to run a train on me.”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“Ohhhh, I need to get on Black Twitter, is it a separate app? Cause this is fleeky AF.”
― Aria Daze, Candid

“The only choosing you're doing tonight is picking what position you wanna be fucked in, Mamas. We're down for whatever you wanna do,”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team

“Everything is complicated. The economy is chaos, the world’s on fire, the government is a shitshow. Just let us love on you.” ”
― Aria Daze, One For The Team