Wendi Guff > Quotes

“No, making you realize that your body size isn’t something shameful, but something to be celebrated. People come in all different shapes, and one is not better over another. But for the record, I love every curve and dip that graces your beautiful frame. You’re perfection in human form.”
― Wendi Gogh, Audited by the Anubis

“Oh, Chente, they’re beautiful!” “They’re peonies. The florist assured me they were hypoallergenic because the many layers of petals trap the pollen. I know you mentioned being allergic to animals and didn’t know if it extended to plants.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“An inch before the base, charcoal spikes jut out, the same as the bone spurs that run down my back,”
― Wendi Gogh, Inked by the Ithaqua

“Then we’re perfectly paired. The virgin monster and his virgin closet smut reader.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“reach down and pull my kotilo forward until it comes off with a pop. There’s no pain, and I watch in fascination as it inches toward Tula and Meni, already seeking out a female.”
― Wendi Guff, Claimed by the Cthulhu

“Tune them out. Their gossip isn't your truth.”
― Wendi Gogh, Audited by the Anubis

“Ilian, nothing’s ever obvious, even when someone says something. People are complex creatures who think things will work out if they don’t communicate properly—despite evidence showing the contrary every time.”
― Wendi Gogh, Inked by the Ithaqua

“The people who really care for you will see beyond your monstrous appearance to the heart of gold that you hide inside.”
― Wendi Gogh, Inked by the Ithaqua

“Sera, whoever and however you are, I celebrate. I will always support you, no matter what.”
― Wendi Gogh, Audited by the Anubis

“The knocking on the door persists, and I groan. Unlike my phone, I can't silence my visitor.”
― Wendi Guff, Audited by the Anubis

“In the heat of the moment, it’s almost like I can pretend that someone actually loves me.”
― Wendi Gogh, Inked by the Ithaqua

“Oh, I almost forgot your gift.” “Chente, I think after everything you’ve done—” “I reserve the right to compliment and give you gifts whenever I want.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“Get a new doctor, fuck those magazines, and stop stepping on scales. They sound like land mines for your mental health. You’re perfect.”
― Wendi Gogh, Inked by the Ithaqua

“When are you going to read them to me?” I wink because it’s much sooner than she thinks. My reading is nearly perfected—both sounding out words and comprehension. It’s funny how the once indiscernible lines are now so clear to me. I can read signs, menus, and even blogs dedicated to how best to care for someone with MS.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra

“Did he bang your pussy with his chin horns?” “What? No! What’s wrong with you?” “Do you really want me to answer that? We’ll be here all day.”
― Wendi Guff, Checked Out by the Chupacabra