Gini Koch > Quotes

“My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“It's a snake, then.'

'Rattler?'

'Most likely.'

I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator?”
― Gini Koch, Alien Tango

“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)
"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy."
"Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Can either one of you actually fly?"
"Ummm...define fly."
I heard cursing over the radios.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“Kitty, do you have the bottle?"
"In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here."
"I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand.
"What kept you?"
"That purse gets worse every time I look inside.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“I'll marry you before any tree on Earth.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?"
"Over my dead body."
"Could be, Tim, could be.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators--they're a protected species.”
― Gini Koch, Alien Tango

“You cook?” Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked.

“I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the entire Centaurion Division. Amazing, isn’t it?”
― Gini Koch, Alien Tango

“I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet.”
― Gini Koch

“Once you go alien, you really do never go back.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I hope that's working like we wanted it to."

"It's a plan of yours, Kitty. I'm sure it's going to go haywire somewhere.”
― Gini Koch, Alien Tango

“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I was on the floor. "Um, a little help?"
Christopher put his hand down. Martini cleared his throat and Christopher's hand retracted.
"I can handle it, thanks."
"There's nothing amorous about pulling someone off the floor," Christopher muttered.
"There is when I do it.”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“You ever flown something before?" (Christopher)
"I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty)
"I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I'm going to regret this." (Christopher)”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We’re almost like a reality show, only without the alcohol and hot tubs.”
― Gini Koch, Alien Diplomacy

“Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?” “Oh! I gave that advice to Jeff already. Applies to him more than you.” “Share with my anyway.” Dad shrugged. “I told him that he just needed to remember three things. First, he doesn’t run your life, and after today, he won’t run his life, either. Second, in any argument, there is your wife’s side and then there is enemy camp; never choose enemy camp in an attempt to be reasonable, because it never works. And, third, to remember that a happy wife is a happy life.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Oh, sure, they’d insisted I take Washington Wife class after I’d inadvertently insulted the Prime Minster of England, but how could I have known he wasn’t willing to admit that the Rolling Stones weren’t half the band Aerosmith was and never would be?”
― Gini Koch, Alien Diplomacy

“Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't she?”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“We lifted up and then bobbed.
"Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)
"It's hard." (Kitty)
"The ground is harder!" (Christopher)”
― Gini Koch, Touched by an Alien

“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was starting to come naturally.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family