Homour Quotes

“Charley talking to Cookie
‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?''

‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into

''That’s going to be you!''

She was probably right, if I live that long”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet.”
― Gini Koch

“If we can’t work out how it’s done, we’ll Google it”
― Sophie Page, To Marry a Prince

“Dos gruesos gerontes de las heladas tierras del norte sostienen sus cartas de vinos desde una de las atiborradas terrazas del Sinatra. Están inquietos porque piensan que, como comensales europeos, tienen derecho a decir lo que les dé la gana o bien a guardar silencio. Porque saben que todo lo que coman puede ser cargado en su cuenta y que tienen derecho a una sangría y a un plato de calamares, y que, de no poder pagarla, el hormiguero común pangeico de los soldados de Cristo puede proporcionarles una paella de oficio”
― Martín Zeke Ochoa, Pídele papeles a Santa Simpa

“Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it".”
― honeya

“...She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.”
― Aditi Mathur Kumar, Soldier and Spice - An Army Wife's Life

“Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?”

Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. “Unopened. Why?”
― Ella Frank, Try

“In your presence, my love blossoms and grows,
For you, my heart's affection endlessly flows.”
― Hossain Al Muntasir