Sierra Dean > Quotes

“Detective Castilla, your Secret is safe with me." She blinked with surprise, and I groaned. "God, Holden. How long have you been waiting to use that line?"
"About three years."
"And in three years you couldn't find any room for improvment?”
― Sierra Dean

“...Fate forced me to become a two-man woman. But there was no effing way I could be a four-man woman.
Even metaphysics couldn't keep that from being whorey.”
― Sierra Dean, A Bloody Good Secret

“Eugenia’s mouth formed an O shape, her eyes wide and a little wet.
Now I had not only told her Santa wasn’t real, I’d told her the Easter Bunny went on killing sprees to eat the children who didn’t find his eggs.”
― Sierra Dean, Keeping Secret

“Nonsense. Everyone knows Canadians are a peaceful people.” He was laughing now.
“Tell that to the White House circa 1812,” I told him.
“Oh? Why?”
“Because that’s the year the peace-loving Canadians burned it to the ground.”
Dominick grabbed an empty bottle and jumped onto his chair. The room got silent in an instant as everyone paused to look at him. “Cheers to 1812.” He lifted his empty bottle.
The whole room whooped and raised their full glasses, howling in unison.
I could barely hear over the sound of my own laughter.”
― Sierra Dean, Keeping Secret

“She was speaking in tongues?"
"What da f**k else she gonna speak with?" Veda rolled her eyes. I saw no reason to explai, so I let her go on.”
― Sierra Dean

“Love is a beautiful man bearing caffeine.”
― Sierra Dean, Deep Dark Secret

“You know how Lucas is. He's the most spoiled toddler in the sandbox, and if he doesn't get his way, he packs up his toys and goes home.”
― Sierra Dean, Grave Secret

“Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs if they didn’t get to feed when they were expecting to. Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis.”
― Sierra Dean, Grave Secret

“I'd been around other weres and never tasted a single one before Lucas passed me on the street last night. It was more than a little disconcerning. Lucas had told me it was an indication of the soul-bond I shared with him, so why could I taste Desmond? Surely it wasn't possible to be soul-bonded to two people. And why did I suddenly want a margarita?”
― Sierra Dean

“How sad is it that in my world a human killer would be the best-case scenario?”
― Sierra Dean

“You asked me what the negative is for me? When you went limp, I saw every chance I had for happiness die with you.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“I am your darkest nightmare. I am your death.” Wow, someone had definitely given him the Introduction to Sounding Like a Poncy Asshole seminar before sending him out into the world. I rolled my eyes at his speech, which reeked like an old Lugosi movie.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“My fingers were so coated with icing sugar it looked like I’d gone on a cocaine bender with Pablo Escobar.”
― Sierra Dean, Thunder Road

“Surely it wasn’t possible to be soul-bonded to two people. And why did I suddenly want a margarita?”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“Stealth was not the reason Simon the werewolf had been hired for his job. He trundled down the hall with the grace of an elephant in a canoe.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“Desmond, I’m sorry. If I’ve offended you or your position in any way, it was unintentional.” He seemed to relax a little. “You have my word that any future insults will be much more personalized and meant only for you,” I added with a smile so wide he could not mistake my joking for malice. For reasons I couldn’t name, I didn’t want Desmond to dislike me.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“I hope you’re given the opportunity to insult me again in the future. From whatever position you’d like.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“Detective Castilla, your Secret is safe with me.” She blinked with surprise, and I groaned. “God, Holden. How long have you been waiting to use that line?” “About three years.” “And in three years you couldn’t find any room for improvement?” “I like a good pun, what can I say?” “Terrible.” I shook my head.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“A waning moon hung over the cityscape like a Cheshire cat’s looming smile.”
― Sierra Dean, Something Secret This Way Comes

“There are no solutions for the problems I have, Leo, only temporary distractions.”
― Sierra dean, Driving Rain

“Shit is always hitting the fan with you.” “I’ll be sure to give a warning and some raincoats to the first three rows in the future.”
― Sierra Dean, Cold Hard Secret

“... I stopped at the Cheap Sleep Motel, liking the straightforward simplicity of the name. I had yet to find a Best Western that was actually best, so I tended to seek out the most interesting and vaguely terrifying small-town motels I could.”
― Sierra Dean, Thunder Road

“People chose to do bad things. They chose to align themselves with evil people, and they had to know death was a possibility. So if it came down to it, I would kill whoever needed killing, and I wouldn’t feel bad about it.”
― Sierra Dean, A Secret to Die For