Maura Stone > Quotes

“Perhaps because I run in straight circles.”
― Maura Stone

“I’m giving up my US citizenship. After 5 yrs, as an illegal I’ll be allowed all the benefits and privileges denied me as an American citizen. Plus I may be deported from NY to Florida!!”
― Maura Stone

“She said, “I’ll always support you in all your bad decisions.”

In appreciation, I retorted, “As long as someone supports me in my bad decisions, then I'll feel good about making them.”
― Maura Stone

“The determination to kill us is stronger than our will to live.”
― Maura Stone

“My mother said that I used an elephant gun to swat a fly. I said, "But it keeps the rest of the flies away.”
― Maura Stone

“Found out that 200 years ago, some practical joker changed the Arabic word for raisin to virgin.”
― Maura Stone

“Can't wait to see my parents! They died 20 years ago, but the DNC has the power to raise the dead.”
― Maura Stone

“In 1979, I worked at Philip Morris, with my last position in their Records Management Dept. My boss, Larry Cafaro, held a meeting with a black manager. That was the first time I ever heard anyone say: "Let's call a spade a spade." And get away with it.”
― Maura Stone

“Talk about chemical attraction - when he comes near me, I get gas!”
― Maura Stone

“A two sentence horror story: A man approached me and said he was my son. I never had any children.”
― Maura Stone

“Writing a cookbook for millennials: Common Core Cookbook. It doesn’t matter measuring ingredients or cooking time. Or that the food is inedible. It’s the thought that counts.”
― Maura Stone