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“HOMEOPATHS. Save money on petrol by filling up at the water pump. Your car will remember the petrol from the previous fill.”
― David Harris, Top Tips for Life

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“CONFUSE the Google Street View car by running alongside it dressed as a house.”
― David Harris, Top Tips for Life

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“LE TOUR ORGANISERS. Make it easier for the cyclists by moving it to Holland where it’s flat and drugs are widely available.”
― David Harris, Top Tips for Life

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