Allie Brahms > Quotes

“I slept like a baby—tossing, crying, and lots of blanket kicking.”
― Allie Brahms, Tie Me Knot

“I haven’t cleaned a gun inside the house since.” “Is the deceased vacuum cleaner still around?” Kris mused. “Maybe we can have it stuffed and mounted above the fireplace.”
― Allie Brahms, No Bones About It

“The sheriff and monster hunters are here to talk to you!” I loved how everyone kept calling us that when Zhen and Jake’s official job title was demon slayer. Eh, semantics.”
― Allie Brahms, No Bones About It

“Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, Sixty -nine a porcupine, naughty at the zoo---”
― Allie Brahms, Dolls Gone Wild

“Why are you worried about the speed limits, anyway?" "Because while I do have the right to remain silent, boy do I lack the ability.”
― Allie Brahms, Dolls Gone Wild

“I thought I was supposed to be the unsteady one,” he teased. I could feel the heat of a blush in my cheeks and fought it down. “Yes, work on that, will you? You’re terrible at it.”
― Allie Brahms, Tie Me Knot

“breakfast brownie—yes”
― Allie Brahms, Dolls Gone Wild

“If luck was with us, it would be a baby Bloody Bones. Which would make sense, seeing as a kid and a dog were able to fight it off. Please oh please let that be the case. If so, this whole thing would be much easier.”
― Allie Brahms, No Bones About It

“Wait”
― Allie Brahms, Dolls Gone Wild